Matt Rodriguez-Payne

And they are, as you surmised, they are quite pretty because I'm a bit OCD about symmetry and things.

So I make them, and all my columns are all nicely.

No, I don't want to make light of that because I, you know, I don't have a diagnosis of OCD, but I...

Nothing in this house.

Can we just be more specific about that, please, Lucy?

Because when I'm in bed with my head on one side and one eye shut trying to make things balance up, Lucy's talking about wallpapers.

Yes, yes, yes.

Not me, not me.

Yes.

Nothing.

No, it drives me to the bloody wall.

But my spreadsheets are pretty as hell.

They really are.

I enjoy it.

I used to live in Harrogate.

I haven't been there since, I don't think.

I'm sure it's very nice, still.

I had this conversation at the time.

There were a couple of really quite nice gags, actually, that the King told, one about redecorating the White House and one about Americans speaking French.

And although Trump was nodding and smiling, I'm fairly sure he had absolutely no idea what Charles was talking about.