Matt Rogers
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Hello.
Becky Ann Baker.
Legend.
A great star.
Wonderful star.
Okay.
My turn.
Are you ready?
Okay.
I think so.
I don't think so, honey.
Innovation where innovation is not needed.
No.
Enough.
We have done too much.
There are so many things that we already know about.
I'm going to start off by saying car door handles.
yep we figured that out in the 1960s oh my god in the 1960s it is a little thing that you pull that opens the goddamn door yeah i've had it why is it a button now why is the button hidden i have to rub my hand around the entire frame of the door to find the button yep so i have to knock on the door three times and answer a troll's riddle to get out of the fucking vehicle yeah no more new car handles 30 seconds what else diet coke it was working
When I ask the restaurant if they have a Diet Coke and they say, we actually have a house-made artisanal Italian.
We all have something else and it's a fucking problem.