Matt's Mom

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799 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2026 last heard 25 Feb

Matt's Mom’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Feb 2026 with 1.

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We're not doing elf on the shelf.
And if you do that at your house, we cannot be friends.
No, we can't be friends.
No, I don't think it needs to be a divisive thing.
like try to have you have to get creative with this no we try to abide by the rule of never lying no i don't lie to them but i'm like why but sometimes like how do i verbalize i love this because you used to ask me why about everything but like okay everything seriously it's with griffin right now it's like why why do we have to stop the stop sign i'm like because it says stop but like but why and i'm like well it's because like when the when something says stop you have to you have
to listen and actually stop.
He said, but why?
And it's like, well, it's because we're on a road and we have to let people go.
And he'll just keep asking questions over 20 in a row.
I'm not kidding.
You don't remember you did this.
So I think I literally need to just...
Well, you can't read right now.
I've never said because I've said so.
I've never done that.
I have.
Because she's my wife.
And when you're married and when you have a wife, you can smack her in the butt too.
That's cute.
Only daddies can smack mommy's butt.
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