Matt Walsh

And in particular, it stands for the proposition, actually, that women can't enter the kingdom of heaven.

That's the actual point of the passage he's quoting, incredibly.

In an effort to make a feminist point, he's citing a text that explicitly denies that females can enter the kingdom of heaven.

And he's quoting it in a favorable way.

He's saying we should give credence to this text because he can twist the language around to make it sound like an endorsement of 21st century gender ideology.

And it should tell you something that these people who, and by the way, all of these heretics who try to make these claims about God's non-binary, the Bible is feminist, this is where they're pulling a lot of it from.

It's from apocryphal texts that are not actually in the Bible.

And that should tell you something.

There's also the incredibly dumb argument that the Bible never mentions abortion as a way of arguing that abortion is somehow compatible with Christianity.

I guess there's supposed to be an appendix to the Bible where it explicitly lists all of the 20 million ways you can kill someone.

And if your preferred method of murder isn't in the appendix, that means that it's fine.

And under James Tallarico's understanding of theology, if your specific method of murder isn't on the list, then you're good to go.

Because the Bible is silent on the topic of whether or not you're allowed to drop a piano on somebody's head to kill them.

Well, that means you can drop a piano on somebody's head.

Drop a piano on their head and kill them.

And then someone says, well, that's not a Christian thing to do.

What do you mean?

Jesus never says you can't do that.

Very curiously, Jesus never says you can't drop a piano on someone's head.

Maybe that should tell us something.