Matt Welch

You know, I actually met a female astronaut once who was on the space shuttle and had quite an interesting conversation with her. And real astronauts are extremely intelligent scientists who have been tested to the limits of their physical and mental fitness. But this was really not women in space. It was stupid people in space.

You know, I actually met a female astronaut once who was on the space shuttle and had quite an interesting conversation with her. And real astronauts are extremely intelligent scientists who have been tested to the limits of their physical and mental fitness. But this was really not women in space. It was stupid people in space.

You know, I actually met a female astronaut once who was on the space shuttle and had quite an interesting conversation with her. And real astronauts are extremely intelligent scientists who have been tested to the limits of their physical and mental fitness. But this was really not women in space. It was stupid people in space.

This was the lowest IQ space crew that has ever been launched from Earth. And she didn't even have the wit to have some writer give her lines for when she got back. She tried to make them up. It was so quiet. Yeah, you were in a soundproof space capsule, lady.

This was the lowest IQ space crew that has ever been launched from Earth. And she didn't even have the wit to have some writer give her lines for when she got back. She tried to make them up. It was so quiet. Yeah, you were in a soundproof space capsule, lady.

This was the lowest IQ space crew that has ever been launched from Earth. And she didn't even have the wit to have some writer give her lines for when she got back. She tried to make them up. It was so quiet. Yeah, you were in a soundproof space capsule, lady.

She hasn't been away that long, dude. It was 10 minutes.

She hasn't been away that long, dude. It was 10 minutes.

She hasn't been away that long, dude. It was 10 minutes.

That was one small step for womankind, one giant leap backwards for mankind, as far as I can see.

That was one small step for womankind, one giant leap backwards for mankind, as far as I can see.

That was one small step for womankind, one giant leap backwards for mankind, as far as I can see.

They are astronauts after all.

They are astronauts after all.

They are astronauts after all.

Yeah, I have. Why don't they send somebody into space who can actually come back and describe it? Well, you know, not just a journalist, but a poet or something. I mean, they went to space and we have no idea what it was like, except that it was very quiet. It was like big and stuff. Maybe Katie will write a song about it, you know. But yeah, that was a nullity.

Yeah, I have. Why don't they send somebody into space who can actually come back and describe it? Well, you know, not just a journalist, but a poet or something. I mean, they went to space and we have no idea what it was like, except that it was very quiet. It was like big and stuff. Maybe Katie will write a song about it, you know. But yeah, that was a nullity.

Yeah, I have. Why don't they send somebody into space who can actually come back and describe it? Well, you know, not just a journalist, but a poet or something. I mean, they went to space and we have no idea what it was like, except that it was very quiet. It was like big and stuff. Maybe Katie will write a song about it, you know. But yeah, that was a nullity.

That was a publicity stunt that probably cost more money than any in history. The Elon envy from Jeff Bezos is just absolutely, you know, conspicuous. Elon will get supermodels and a poet or something interesting for a crew. This was terrible.

That was a publicity stunt that probably cost more money than any in history. The Elon envy from Jeff Bezos is just absolutely, you know, conspicuous. Elon will get supermodels and a poet or something interesting for a crew. This was terrible.