Matteo Lane

I know. Sometimes, well, you know, it's a catch 22, right? Cause it's like, there's, I'm happy to, I'm happy to talk about that. I also talk about that, but then sometimes it's like you do interviews and it's like an hour of it. And like, no, I get it. Like, it's a good, it's a good moment to like, if someone has questions, like I'm happy to answer. Sure. But then also to like, I also write jokes.

I know. Sometimes, well, you know, it's a catch 22, right? Cause it's like, there's, I'm happy to, I'm happy to talk about that. I also talk about that, but then sometimes it's like you do interviews and it's like an hour of it. And like, no, I get it. Like, it's a good, it's a good moment to like, if someone has questions, like I'm happy to answer. Sure. But then also to like, I also write jokes.

I know. Sometimes, well, you know, it's a catch 22, right? Cause it's like, there's, I'm happy to, I'm happy to talk about that. I also talk about that, but then sometimes it's like you do interviews and it's like an hour of it. And like, no, I get it. Like, it's a good, it's a good moment to like, if someone has questions, like I'm happy to answer. Sure. But then also to like, I also write jokes.

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For real? Spanish people think I sound like Mario and Luigi because my accent's so Italian. The French never respond back to French. And I could speak the best French I possibly could, and they always answer back in English. One time, after my show in Paris, this woman was talking. I thought she was Sicilian, and we were speaking French.

For real? Spanish people think I sound like Mario and Luigi because my accent's so Italian. The French never respond back to French. And I could speak the best French I possibly could, and they always answer back in English. One time, after my show in Paris, this woman was talking. I thought she was Sicilian, and we were speaking French.

For real? Spanish people think I sound like Mario and Luigi because my accent's so Italian. The French never respond back to French. And I could speak the best French I possibly could, and they always answer back in English. One time, after my show in Paris, this woman was talking. I thought she was Sicilian, and we were speaking French.

And like 15 minutes in the conversation, she's like, Mais vraiment? And I was like, why is she so nice to me? And then I found out she was from Morocco. I was like, well, that's why she's nice. She's not from Paris. And then Germany, forget it. They're just so like, I was like, my friend Francesco Di Carlo always opens for me when we would do, when I do Europe tours.

And like 15 minutes in the conversation, she's like, Mais vraiment? And I was like, why is she so nice to me? And then I found out she was from Morocco. I was like, well, that's why she's nice. She's not from Paris. And then Germany, forget it. They're just so like, I was like, my friend Francesco Di Carlo always opens for me when we would do, when I do Europe tours.

And like 15 minutes in the conversation, she's like, Mais vraiment? And I was like, why is she so nice to me? And then I found out she was from Morocco. I was like, well, that's why she's nice. She's not from Paris. And then Germany, forget it. They're just so like, I was like, my friend Francesco Di Carlo always opens for me when we would do, when I do Europe tours.

Is that from your family? Yeah, we have family and family friends in Sicily. And so I would stay with them. My friend Giovanni and his family were like cousins. And then my family's like in their early hundreds. And they live in like the middle of a town. There's like a donkey house. And so I would just go there every summer and you just come back and then you just speak Italian. Wow. I know.

Is that from your family? Yeah, we have family and family friends in Sicily. And so I would stay with them. My friend Giovanni and his family were like cousins. And then my family's like in their early hundreds. And they live in like the middle of a town. There's like a donkey house. And so I would just go there every summer and you just come back and then you just speak Italian. Wow. I know.

Is that from your family? Yeah, we have family and family friends in Sicily. And so I would stay with them. My friend Giovanni and his family were like cousins. And then my family's like in their early hundreds. And they live in like the middle of a town. There's like a donkey house. And so I would just go there every summer and you just come back and then you just speak Italian. Wow. I know.

And then you get a knack for it and you learn every other language? Well, the Italian unlocks all romance languages because it's the closest to Latin. So the best language for an Italian to learn next would be Spanish because they're so close. but then also French because Italian and French are actually closer than Italian and Spanish. They're 89% the same. Italian and Spanish are 82% the same.

And then you get a knack for it and you learn every other language? Well, the Italian unlocks all romance languages because it's the closest to Latin. So the best language for an Italian to learn next would be Spanish because they're so close. but then also French because Italian and French are actually closer than Italian and Spanish. They're 89% the same. Italian and Spanish are 82% the same.

And then you get a knack for it and you learn every other language? Well, the Italian unlocks all romance languages because it's the closest to Latin. So the best language for an Italian to learn next would be Spanish because they're so close. but then also French because Italian and French are actually closer than Italian and Spanish. They're 89% the same. Italian and Spanish are 82% the same.

So like the grammar of Italian and French is more in common. Like they're more difficult, but then phonetically it's closer to Spanish. So like hearing Spanish is easier, but then reading French is easier. So sometimes when I speak whatever version of French I speak, I just speak Italian and put a French accent on it and it works. Wait, they're 82% close?

So like the grammar of Italian and French is more in common. Like they're more difficult, but then phonetically it's closer to Spanish. So like hearing Spanish is easier, but then reading French is easier. So sometimes when I speak whatever version of French I speak, I just speak Italian and put a French accent on it and it works. Wait, they're 82% close?