Matteo Lane
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178 appearances
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1 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Matteo Lane’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Okay, the women who are in the house who are... Linda? Linda. Okay, I don't know very well the people who are in this house because it's my first time meeting them. Uh-huh. Did you understand what I said? I'm better in Italian anyways, but like I can say everything I'm thinking and feeling in Spanish and communicate, but then you do it pretty good in Spanish.
I took a semester of Spanish because I went to art school, which is a way, you know, that's not a real school. And I paid a lot for it. What art school did you go to? School of the Art Institute of Chicago. Very prestigious. Yeah. And, but I remember we had to take like normal classes. We always called them normal. It's a pass fail system. So there was no grades.
So I remember I was like, well, I'll just do Spanish 101. So I took it and like maybe three weeks in, my teacher was like, Mateo, can I speak to you? I was like, sure. She goes, do you, do you speak another language? And I go, I do. She goes, what language? I go, Italian. She goes, you should be in Spanish three. Like we were learning colors and numbers and stuff. So for me, I was like, easy pass.
Yeah. All the tests were oral, which joke there, insert joke. But yeah, so it was easy because at that time, my Spanish wasn't even that good, but I could really just kind of speak Italian to her. And she was like, God damn it, this can pass. You know what I mean? It just was so... I was like cheating.
Um, no, because now I got this trainer who like watches everything that I do and I have to like market. So I can't, it's like I've lost my lazy days.
I... Bert, it was almost like you were like, do you know that today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow?
You can still learn. I mean, I think if you took a sabbatical and went to Spain or Mexico for a month and just lived with someone who spoke Spanish, you'd come back way more fluent than you would realize. I'll tell you the problem with that. You don't have time.
Got it. Oh, yeah, Tom. I was speaking. Tom's learning Italian.
uh yeah that's francesco yeah yeah yeah hello i am francesco de carlo and my this there he is he looks italian yeah well also i should have a bomber's jacket on but they don't even believe he's italian people are like all the comments like you're not italian you're you're mexican you're not italian he's like why why does everyone not think i am italian i'm like oh welcome to america that uh i've never been good with accents and you're really good at accents and today i learned the one i was i've always wanted to do and it never made sense i was gay accent no i'm joking really good
Do they really? Yeah. Sometimes like, you know, if I'm like out with friends or something like when I was in Puerto Vallarta, like there's like a bear flag. I was like, we've got a lot of flags. Yeah. Yeah.
You will attract a very specific type of person. You'll hear a lot of men woofing at you.
Yeah, but I wouldn't say you're a muscle bear. I'm a muscle bear. Okay. I've been muscle bear. I don't gay muscle bear.
Yeah.
You know, you better work. Yeah. Your dick is really making movement. Yeah. I fluffed. Yeah. Not you putting on your glasses to sort of class this up.
I got woof of the week.
Yeah. Oh, maybe it also makes you feel like you're not what you thought you were your whole life.
We're just friends.
Yeah.
Yeah, it would be... I'm so fear-based, but... Then don't ever do it.
It's the casualness. You're like, we want to go back to Coke.
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