Matteo Lane

So like the grammar of Italian and French is more in common. Like they're more difficult, but then phonetically it's closer to Spanish. So like hearing Spanish is easier, but then reading French is easier. So sometimes when I speak whatever version of French I speak, I just speak Italian and put a French accent on it and it works. Wait, they're 82% close?

Are you duolingoing it?

Are you duolingoing it?

Are you duolingoing it?

she goes you're a meathead to begin with you're a flintstone character me ice more ice well when i was in mexico a couple a month ago a couple months ago for new year's god what it's almost april okay so for new year's you could hear like i was getting a massage on the beach and i was like speaking spanish my dad's from my grandpa's from the same part of mexico uh puerto vallarta is from jalisco really so yeah i'm a quarter mexican i know but i look like jafar

she goes you're a meathead to begin with you're a flintstone character me ice more ice well when i was in mexico a couple a month ago a couple months ago for new year's god what it's almost april okay so for new year's you could hear like i was getting a massage on the beach and i was like speaking spanish my dad's from my grandpa's from the same part of mexico uh puerto vallarta is from jalisco really so yeah i'm a quarter mexican i know but i look like jafar

she goes you're a meathead to begin with you're a flintstone character me ice more ice well when i was in mexico a couple a month ago a couple months ago for new year's god what it's almost april okay so for new year's you could hear like i was getting a massage on the beach and i was like speaking spanish my dad's from my grandpa's from the same part of mexico uh puerto vallarta is from jalisco really so yeah i'm a quarter mexican i know but i look like jafar

And but anyway, so I was speaking Spanish with this woman, Maria. She's getting a massage. I was super nice and stuff like, oh, my grandpa's from here. Like, I'm also from. And then I just I can hear this like white woman shimmy her way up. She's probably two weeks into dueling. It's a contest. And then her husband goes, I need muy strong hands. I'm like, all of you are fucking pieces of shit.

And but anyway, so I was speaking Spanish with this woman, Maria. She's getting a massage. I was super nice and stuff like, oh, my grandpa's from here. Like, I'm also from. And then I just I can hear this like white woman shimmy her way up. She's probably two weeks into dueling. It's a contest. And then her husband goes, I need muy strong hands. I'm like, all of you are fucking pieces of shit.

And but anyway, so I was speaking Spanish with this woman, Maria. She's getting a massage. I was super nice and stuff like, oh, my grandpa's from here. Like, I'm also from. And then I just I can hear this like white woman shimmy her way up. She's probably two weeks into dueling. It's a contest. And then her husband goes, I need muy strong hands. I'm like, all of you are fucking pieces of shit.

And Maria responds back in perfect English. She's like, okay, well, you know, I'm like with somebody right now. Then the daughter comes up. Yeah, hola. So like, I need like, and then at one point I just turned my head and I was like, guys, what are you doing? I'm trying to relax. And then they're like walking away.

And Maria responds back in perfect English. She's like, okay, well, you know, I'm like with somebody right now. Then the daughter comes up. Yeah, hola. So like, I need like, and then at one point I just turned my head and I was like, guys, what are you doing? I'm trying to relax. And then they're like walking away.

And Maria responds back in perfect English. She's like, okay, well, you know, I'm like with somebody right now. Then the daughter comes up. Yeah, hola. So like, I need like, and then at one point I just turned my head and I was like, guys, what are you doing? I'm trying to relax. And then they're like walking away.

The mom's like, we asked too many questions, but I'll never forget her saying, I need muy strong hands. You fucking idiots. They're all hacks. That's me. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's speak a very basic Spanish to each other. Because my Spanish is like... Say something to me in Spanish.

The mom's like, we asked too many questions, but I'll never forget her saying, I need muy strong hands. You fucking idiots. They're all hacks. That's me. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's speak a very basic Spanish to each other. Because my Spanish is like... Say something to me in Spanish.

The mom's like, we asked too many questions, but I'll never forget her saying, I need muy strong hands. You fucking idiots. They're all hacks. That's me. Yeah, yeah. Well, let's speak a very basic Spanish to each other. Because my Spanish is like... Say something to me in Spanish.

That's a lot.

That's a lot.

That's a lot.

Okay. Well, it's really simple. Okay. It's like really basic. Hola. Hola. ¿Cómo estás? No, solo como... Bueno, Esther, okay. Pero estoy bien. Gracias. ¿Y tú?