Matteo Lane
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I wish he would write a book about his life, like a David Sedaris book, because I think he's the funniest, most interesting person I've met.
I wish he would write a book about his life, like a David Sedaris book, because I think he's the funniest, most interesting person I've met.
It's like the gays love David, but we also love Amy. Like all Amy Sedaris's appearances on David Letterman. She was on like 40 times. Like he loved her. And every time she was weirder and weirder. I just fucking love Amy Sedaris. She is. But yeah, we both love being naked. I'm surprised we haven't done like a naked photo shoot together. I've done it with Stavi. Oh, of course. Me and Stavi.
It's like the gays love David, but we also love Amy. Like all Amy Sedaris's appearances on David Letterman. She was on like 40 times. Like he loved her. And every time she was weirder and weirder. I just fucking love Amy Sedaris. She is. But yeah, we both love being naked. I'm surprised we haven't done like a naked photo shoot together. I've done it with Stavi. Oh, of course. Me and Stavi.
It's like the gays love David, but we also love Amy. Like all Amy Sedaris's appearances on David Letterman. She was on like 40 times. Like he loved her. And every time she was weirder and weirder. I just fucking love Amy Sedaris. She is. But yeah, we both love being naked. I'm surprised we haven't done like a naked photo shoot together. I've done it with Stavi. Oh, of course. Me and Stavi.
Look, type in. Oh, I'm so sorry. We did an entire year worth of naked pictures together. Me and Stavros.
Look, type in. Oh, I'm so sorry. We did an entire year worth of naked pictures together. Me and Stavros.
Look, type in. Oh, I'm so sorry. We did an entire year worth of naked pictures together. Me and Stavros.
Oh my God. That's great. I love that picture. There's naked men with their ass up, but that's not me. That's so funny. Anyhow, yeah, me and Stavros. If you look up Matteo Lane Stavros, we're just, there we are, naked together for New Year's, naked together for Christmas. Me and Stavros have done all these photos together.
Oh my God. That's great. I love that picture. There's naked men with their ass up, but that's not me. That's so funny. Anyhow, yeah, me and Stavros. If you look up Matteo Lane Stavros, we're just, there we are, naked together for New Year's, naked together for Christmas. Me and Stavros have done all these photos together.
Oh my God. That's great. I love that picture. There's naked men with their ass up, but that's not me. That's so funny. Anyhow, yeah, me and Stavros. If you look up Matteo Lane Stavros, we're just, there we are, naked together for New Year's, naked together for Christmas. Me and Stavros have done all these photos together.
And that one with the turkey, if you go back, Stavros literally cooked an entire turkey. He's cooked like the whole day, cooked it. And then he was like, no, we need a real fucking turkey.
And that one with the turkey, if you go back, Stavros literally cooked an entire turkey. He's cooked like the whole day, cooked it. And then he was like, no, we need a real fucking turkey.
And that one with the turkey, if you go back, Stavros literally cooked an entire turkey. He's cooked like the whole day, cooked it. And then he was like, no, we need a real fucking turkey.
Right. Oh, I see. Like, your dick print?
Right. Oh, I see. Like, your dick print?
Right. Oh, I see. Like, your dick print?