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Matteo Lane

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534 total appearances

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Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

That's the whole point.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

That's the whole point.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

That's the whole point.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

But it's under the guise of here's my health lifestyle. Meanwhile, they're just the hottest thing you've ever seen. And you're like, I know you're like putting your face in like an ice bucket, but I'm just looking at your ass.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

But it's under the guise of here's my health lifestyle. Meanwhile, they're just the hottest thing you've ever seen. And you're like, I know you're like putting your face in like an ice bucket, but I'm just looking at your ass.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

But it's under the guise of here's my health lifestyle. Meanwhile, they're just the hottest thing you've ever seen. And you're like, I know you're like putting your face in like an ice bucket, but I'm just looking at your ass.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I've always like, if I'll put like a thirst trap, I'm like, oh, I feel really good about myself. Then I'm like, oh, you lose followers. I'm like, okay, maybe I'll stop. I know. But I still do. I'm like, whatever. I'm only going to look like this for a while.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I've always like, if I'll put like a thirst trap, I'm like, oh, I feel really good about myself. Then I'm like, oh, you lose followers. I'm like, okay, maybe I'll stop. I know. But I still do. I'm like, whatever. I'm only going to look like this for a while.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I've always like, if I'll put like a thirst trap, I'm like, oh, I feel really good about myself. Then I'm like, oh, you lose followers. I'm like, okay, maybe I'll stop. I know. But I still do. I'm like, whatever. I'm only going to look like this for a while.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Why are you thinking about death so much?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Why are you thinking about death so much?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Why are you thinking about death so much?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Right. But how often? I mean, I feel like because it's in your like persona, this like party guy, this now I've turned into Barbara Walters because it's your persona. I want to know how much are you drinking? You know, but like on a daily basis, like are you drinking every day? No, I didn't drink yesterday.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Right. But how often? I mean, I feel like because it's in your like persona, this like party guy, this now I've turned into Barbara Walters because it's your persona. I want to know how much are you drinking? You know, but like on a daily basis, like are you drinking every day? No, I didn't drink yesterday.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Right. But how often? I mean, I feel like because it's in your like persona, this like party guy, this now I've turned into Barbara Walters because it's your persona. I want to know how much are you drinking? You know, but like on a daily basis, like are you drinking every day? No, I didn't drink yesterday.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I somehow drinking has left my life. Like when I was in my early twenties and I was living in Chicago, like I would, you know, go out on the weekends and we would drink, but you're also in your twenties and it's just experiencing something new. But then once I started doing standup, I just, I had somehow just kind of left every blue moon. I'll have like a margarita, but then I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I somehow drinking has left my life. Like when I was in my early twenties and I was living in Chicago, like I would, you know, go out on the weekends and we would drink, but you're also in your twenties and it's just experiencing something new. But then once I started doing standup, I just, I had somehow just kind of left every blue moon. I'll have like a margarita, but then I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I somehow drinking has left my life. Like when I was in my early twenties and I was living in Chicago, like I would, you know, go out on the weekends and we would drink, but you're also in your twenties and it's just experiencing something new. But then once I started doing standup, I just, I had somehow just kind of left every blue moon. I'll have like a margarita, but then I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I, I've gotten to this point now where I'm like, I drink and I immediately want to go to bed. Oh, I'm like, I just want to go to bed. So then I'm like, oh, I don't really think it's as... Like, my only advice right now is I bought a vape for this week. I'll probably stop next week.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I, I've gotten to this point now where I'm like, I drink and I immediately want to go to bed. Oh, I'm like, I just want to go to bed. So then I'm like, oh, I don't really think it's as... Like, my only advice right now is I bought a vape for this week. I'll probably stop next week.