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Matteo Lane

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534 total appearances

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Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I, I've gotten to this point now where I'm like, I drink and I immediately want to go to bed. Oh, I'm like, I just want to go to bed. So then I'm like, oh, I don't really think it's as... Like, my only advice right now is I bought a vape for this week. I'll probably stop next week.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I feel too disassociated. I know I'm so boring. I've never done... I've done Molly once, and I didn't feel, like, euphoric. I wasn't like, ah, fail it. Like, you know, I just was kind of, like, grinding my teeth. So I don't know that I loved that either. I don't know that I'm a big, like... um, party. I'm not a party, but I don't go to parties and stuff. I'm kind of a homebody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I feel too disassociated. I know I'm so boring. I've never done... I've done Molly once, and I didn't feel, like, euphoric. I wasn't like, ah, fail it. Like, you know, I just was kind of, like, grinding my teeth. So I don't know that I loved that either. I don't know that I'm a big, like... um, party. I'm not a party, but I don't go to parties and stuff. I'm kind of a homebody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I feel too disassociated. I know I'm so boring. I've never done... I've done Molly once, and I didn't feel, like, euphoric. I wasn't like, ah, fail it. Like, you know, I just was kind of, like, grinding my teeth. So I don't know that I loved that either. I don't know that I'm a big, like... um, party. I'm not a party, but I don't go to parties and stuff. I'm kind of a homebody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Like I tour and then I come home and I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Like I tour and then I come home and I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Like I tour and then I come home and I don't know.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

So my first joke was I remember I was in the basement of the creek in the cave. I told it this weekend. Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

So my first joke was I remember I was in the basement of the creek in the cave. I told it this weekend. Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

So my first joke was I remember I was in the basement of the creek in the cave. I told it this weekend. Yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Every blue moon I catch myself, like something flies out from like 2008. I'm like, ah, still a hit. Still works?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Every blue moon I catch myself, like something flies out from like 2008. I'm like, ah, still a hit. Still works?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Every blue moon I catch myself, like something flies out from like 2008. I'm like, ah, still a hit. Still works?

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah, yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah, yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Yeah, yeah.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

It's still a hit. Why not? I'm taking a swing. But yeah, my opening joke, I remember, you know, no one knew who I was. And so I finally got called up in the first group at the open mic. It was the Friday night mic at the Creek in the Cave at six o'clock. And it was like, that was the mic. Like if you, and everybody was there, Michelle Wolf and everybody. And if you got called first, it was like,