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Matteo Lane

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534 total appearances

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Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I mean, I couldn't believe what she was doing on stage. I still think she's top five greatest comics of all time, Joan Rivers, and doesn't get the credit she deserves. Me and Jim Norton talk about this all the time. She doesn't get the credit she deserves. She's fucking funny. I'd put her up against anybody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I mean, I couldn't believe what she was doing on stage. I still think she's top five greatest comics of all time, Joan Rivers, and doesn't get the credit she deserves. Me and Jim Norton talk about this all the time. She doesn't get the credit she deserves. She's fucking funny. I'd put her up against anybody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I mean, I couldn't believe what she was doing on stage. I still think she's top five greatest comics of all time, Joan Rivers, and doesn't get the credit she deserves. Me and Jim Norton talk about this all the time. She doesn't get the credit she deserves. She's fucking funny. I'd put her up against anybody.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Funny. She has one of my favorite jokes. She's like, my daughter came to me. She goes, Mom, they want me naked from the waist up for $200,000 for Playboy. What do I think? I'll be a good mother. Of course, whatever you think is right. What do I think? Show me your pussy and get another $200,000, you stupid c**t. I'm on the red carpet just screaming these people like a hooker in Miami.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Funny. She has one of my favorite jokes. She's like, my daughter came to me. She goes, Mom, they want me naked from the waist up for $200,000 for Playboy. What do I think? I'll be a good mother. Of course, whatever you think is right. What do I think? Show me your pussy and get another $200,000, you stupid c**t. I'm on the red carpet just screaming these people like a hooker in Miami.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Funny. She has one of my favorite jokes. She's like, my daughter came to me. She goes, Mom, they want me naked from the waist up for $200,000 for Playboy. What do I think? I'll be a good mother. Of course, whatever you think is right. What do I think? Show me your pussy and get another $200,000, you stupid c**t. I'm on the red carpet just screaming these people like a hooker in Miami.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Who the fuck are you? She goes, when she was 16, I should have said, Melissa, come in the library, bring a banana, get on your knees. Mama wants to talk to you. That's what I should have said. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Who the fuck are you? She goes, when she was 16, I should have said, Melissa, come in the library, bring a banana, get on your knees. Mama wants to talk to you. That's what I should have said. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Who the fuck are you? She goes, when she was 16, I should have said, Melissa, come in the library, bring a banana, get on your knees. Mama wants to talk to you. That's what I should have said. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I know. People like that. That's another one. You'll never get another Joan. I mean, that's a special, special thing.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I know. People like that. That's another one. You'll never get another Joan. I mean, that's a special, special thing.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

I know. People like that. That's another one. You'll never get another Joan. I mean, that's a special, special thing.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

And you're like, for real? I know. But the internet, that doesn't matter anyway. I mean, you can't do anything. I watch a lot of video game news.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

And you're like, for real? I know. But the internet, that doesn't matter anyway. I mean, you can't do anything. I watch a lot of video game news.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

And you're like, for real? I know. But the internet, that doesn't matter anyway. I mean, you can't do anything. I watch a lot of video game news.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

you can't even talk about super metro without comments being like comments are going to show up and by the way you can't you can't what are you going to do it's just it's like what do you know there's sharks in the ocean are you going to stop swimming in the ocean yes i hate the ocean i think we should fill it with chlorine and get rid of everything inside it's an abomination i can't stand it i don't understand i'm not interested in it it's enough it is enough i love the

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

you can't even talk about super metro without comments being like comments are going to show up and by the way you can't you can't what are you going to do it's just it's like what do you know there's sharks in the ocean are you going to stop swimming in the ocean yes i hate the ocean i think we should fill it with chlorine and get rid of everything inside it's an abomination i can't stand it i don't understand i'm not interested in it it's enough it is enough i love the

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

you can't even talk about super metro without comments being like comments are going to show up and by the way you can't you can't what are you going to do it's just it's like what do you know there's sharks in the ocean are you going to stop swimming in the ocean yes i hate the ocean i think we should fill it with chlorine and get rid of everything inside it's an abomination i can't stand it i don't understand i'm not interested in it it's enough it is enough i love the

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

oh it's enough of the ocean no get out of here i don't care about it i don't care i'll stand by it get tanned i'm not going in it under no circumstances stop it it is so i'm i i'm so sick of the ocean are you and i don't care what it does for the i don't give a shit It's constantly trying to kill us. We've not learned our lessons. Fool me once, forget about it.

Bertcast
# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

oh it's enough of the ocean no get out of here i don't care about it i don't care i'll stand by it get tanned i'm not going in it under no circumstances stop it it is so i'm i i'm so sick of the ocean are you and i don't care what it does for the i don't give a shit It's constantly trying to kill us. We've not learned our lessons. Fool me once, forget about it.