Matteo Lane

And I'm rubbing his back saying it.

And I'm rubbing his back saying it.

So, and I'm, I'm rubbing his back saying in Spanish, I think a candle business will be great for your future. I just don't have that kind of bravado. I used to be fun at strip clubs, and now... I used to sing in strip clubs. That was before open mics. For real? Yeah, I was 21, and there was this gay...

So, and I'm, I'm rubbing his back saying in Spanish, I think a candle business will be great for your future. I just don't have that kind of bravado. I used to be fun at strip clubs, and now... I used to sing in strip clubs. That was before open mics. For real? Yeah, I was 21, and there was this gay...

So, and I'm, I'm rubbing his back saying in Spanish, I think a candle business will be great for your future. I just don't have that kind of bravado. I used to be fun at strip clubs, and now... I used to sing in strip clubs. That was before open mics. For real? Yeah, I was 21, and there was this gay...

There was this somehow a children's theater program, but the adults to raise money would perform at gay strip clubs around Chicago. And we had like dancers. We had a drag queen who kept saying, I have a 50-50% chance of getting a RuPaul's Drag Race. Statistically, so does my mother. And then we would perform as strippers. So I would be... I remember we were in this one strip club.

There was this somehow a children's theater program, but the adults to raise money would perform at gay strip clubs around Chicago. And we had like dancers. We had a drag queen who kept saying, I have a 50-50% chance of getting a RuPaul's Drag Race. Statistically, so does my mother. And then we would perform as strippers. So I would be... I remember we were in this one strip club.

There was this somehow a children's theater program, but the adults to raise money would perform at gay strip clubs around Chicago. And we had like dancers. We had a drag queen who kept saying, I have a 50-50% chance of getting a RuPaul's Drag Race. Statistically, so does my mother. And then we would perform as strippers. So I would be... I remember we were in this one strip club.

We're in the basement. The drag queens powdered her face a thousand... The crust. Powdered her face a thousand times. And there's some Polish guy who doesn't speak English and a jock strap jacking off in a corner who had a tattoo across his chest that said, never give up. I'm like, I think...

We're in the basement. The drag queens powdered her face a thousand... The crust. Powdered her face a thousand times. And there's some Polish guy who doesn't speak English and a jock strap jacking off in a corner who had a tattoo across his chest that said, never give up. I'm like, I think...

We're in the basement. The drag queens powdered her face a thousand... The crust. Powdered her face a thousand times. And there's some Polish guy who doesn't speak English and a jock strap jacking off in a corner who had a tattoo across his chest that said, never give up. I'm like, I think...

we've arrived and um so they would go up and strip and then the drag queens would come out and then I would come out as like while they're changing which I don't know how long it takes to change a g-string but I would come out and I would sing like Mariah Carey and then all these old men would throw peanuts at me like get naked you know and I'm like until forever like it just that was what I did so when I went to open mics I was like well this isn't so scary everyone's wearing clothes

we've arrived and um so they would go up and strip and then the drag queens would come out and then I would come out as like while they're changing which I don't know how long it takes to change a g-string but I would come out and I would sing like Mariah Carey and then all these old men would throw peanuts at me like get naked you know and I'm like until forever like it just that was what I did so when I went to open mics I was like well this isn't so scary everyone's wearing clothes

we've arrived and um so they would go up and strip and then the drag queens would come out and then I would come out as like while they're changing which I don't know how long it takes to change a g-string but I would come out and I would sing like Mariah Carey and then all these old men would throw peanuts at me like get naked you know and I'm like until forever like it just that was what I did so when I went to open mics I was like well this isn't so scary everyone's wearing clothes

Not so bad.

Not so bad.

Not so bad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.