Matthew Berry

Look, Tank Dell's been a bummer for me. I loved Tank Dell last year. He was one of the guys that came through for me. I liked him again this year. It hasn't worked out. He's had two games this year with 15 or more fantasy points. He's wide receiver 54 on a points-per-game basis. Single-digit fantasy points in almost 60% of his games. Like, it's just...

Look, Tank Dell's been a bummer for me. I loved Tank Dell last year. He was one of the guys that came through for me. I liked him again this year. It hasn't worked out. He's had two games this year with 15 or more fantasy points. He's wide receiver 54 on a points-per-game basis. Single-digit fantasy points in almost 60% of his games. Like, it's just...

For whatever reason, we thought the Texans' offense would regress. We didn't think it would regress this much. And just Tank Dell just hasn't been a thing this year the way he was last year. When the injury to Diggs happened, you thought, oh, well, maybe finally now it'll be Tank Dell time. And it just hasn't worked out that way. So we still love Tank Dell as a player.

For whatever reason, we thought the Texans' offense would regress. We didn't think it would regress this much. And just Tank Dell just hasn't been a thing this year the way he was last year. When the injury to Diggs happened, you thought, oh, well, maybe finally now it'll be Tank Dell time. And it just hasn't worked out that way. So we still love Tank Dell as a player.

But fantasy-wise, it's been a massive disappointment.

But fantasy-wise, it's been a massive disappointment.

Of course. I have one last question for you, Stu Gatz, and it's really a question for Dan. I have a question for Dan. All right, he's in the penalty box. When does Dan get out of the penalty box? We bring him out of the... Yeah, we can we can get him out early because, yeah, I have I have an important question for him. All right.

Of course. I have one last question for you, Stu Gatz, and it's really a question for Dan. I have a question for Dan. All right, he's in the penalty box. When does Dan get out of the penalty box? We bring him out of the... Yeah, we can we can get him out early because, yeah, I have I have an important question for him. All right.

Sure, I'd be happy to. To be honest with you, I'm going to phone that one in. Yeah. Because I assume that'll be how the rest of the book is gone as well. But yeah, sure. All right. Yeah, put me down for a chapter. I'm in. All right, join the club, the phone club, and go ahead, ask your question of Dan. All right, Dan, here's my question.

Sure, I'd be happy to. To be honest with you, I'm going to phone that one in. Yeah. Because I assume that'll be how the rest of the book is gone as well. But yeah, sure. All right. Yeah, put me down for a chapter. I'm in. All right, join the club, the phone club, and go ahead, ask your question of Dan. All right, Dan, here's my question.

Earlier in the year, in my last appearance on the Dan Levitard show with Stu Gatz, I pitched the idea of a fantasy football league that I would play with Stu Gatz and the rest of the guys on the show. And so on air, Stu Gatz said, I love the idea, I'm in. And so Stu Gatz and I were texting back and forth, took him like a couple of days to get back to me.

Earlier in the year, in my last appearance on the Dan Levitard show with Stu Gatz, I pitched the idea of a fantasy football league that I would play with Stu Gatz and the rest of the guys on the show. And so on air, Stu Gatz said, I love the idea, I'm in. And so Stu Gatz and I were texting back and forth, took him like a couple of days to get back to me.

And eventually he says like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna be bad at setting this up. Can I connect you with Chris Cody? And he'll set it up. And I said, you bet. So then Stu Gatz puts me on a text chain with Chris and the three of us. And I'm like, hey, Chris, let me know a good time to talk. We'll figure this out. I get blown off. Then I text again, completely ghosted.

And eventually he says like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna be bad at setting this up. Can I connect you with Chris Cody? And he'll set it up. And I said, you bet. So then Stu Gatz puts me on a text chain with Chris and the three of us. And I'm like, hey, Chris, let me know a good time to talk. We'll figure this out. I get blown off. Then I text again, completely ghosted.

So I'm just curious, is it me or are Chris and Stugas just terrible on text generally?

So I'm just curious, is it me or are Chris and Stugas just terrible on text generally?

Yeah. So, yeah, you punted. But what's weird – He hit.

Yeah. So, yeah, you punted. But what's weird – He hit.

This is mostly about embarrassing Chris and Stu Gatz, not you. I can't be embarrassed.

This is mostly about embarrassing Chris and Stu Gatz, not you. I can't be embarrassed.