Matthew Crosby
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417 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Matthew Crosby’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And you'll rotate.
Yeah, I will.
And I'm six foot, just over six foot.
It's very annoying.
No, but like his bed is not, I can get into it.
I can sort of click myself into it.
And then he'll fall asleep.
And then eventually you might drift off and then you wake up and you think, right, I've now got to sort of unfurl myself and silently manoeuvre myself out of the bed.
And then I realise my knees are fucked because they've been bent at such an angle to squeeze myself into the bed.
But then hopefully he will stay in there and then he won't come out until... We've told him six o'clock is when the day can start because he was a five o'clock guy.
We should have said seven.
Yeah, you can't have that.
But now he's got six in his mind.
It's called peak performance.
We didn't see her again until 6pm.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Because the thing you say about when your kid is ill, you're obviously sad, but there is a chance they might do a 14-hour night and you're like, on balance, it was worth it.
RSV for a couple of days, they could barely breathe, but you get one night where they're like, woof, 9am and you're like, this is what it used to be like.
Yeah, I think that the 16-week-old is committing all the murders and the three-year-old is sitting at home telling him to do it, basically.
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