Matthew McConaughey

Happiness, you can't guarantee it, but there is a science to satisfaction.

You can look at habits that engineered less pain in your life, maybe more pleasure, but at least less pain.

And that's a win.

When extra credit's included, credit doesn't get us due.

When more gives us less, the exchange rate's gone askew.

When amnesty is offered, going into the crime, we're more bound to commit it because there's no fine.

We start playing to tie instead of going for the win when participation is the trophy for every cow in the pen.

If I stay on the porch because you picked up the slack,

When you look over your shoulder, I can't have your back.

If there is no curfew, we're gonna stay out all night.

No tab at our bar, we're gonna get drunk and start a fight.

All these long lenses got us losing our sight.

You keep lifting it for me, I'm gonna lose all my might.

When a four-star duty suits a six-star rate, we take our hands off the wheel and rely on fate.

Eating all we can at the all-we-can-eat buffet gives us a 3.8 education and a 4.2 GPA.

We steal from ourselves and get away with the scam.

What's the measure of merit with less give a damn?

These unlimited options sure have me confused while all the conveniences are keeping me properly lubed.

In this red light district with the whore of inflation, the ROI's math don't pay for vacation.

So let's just admit it.