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Matthew McConaughey

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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And at the end, after she escapes, pick her up. I go in for that. I've already got my U-Haul packed to go west, young man. It's packed. I've moved out. I'm out of that. I'm not renting a place anymore. I'm going to swing by. It's a one-day job. I go by the production house to go see the director.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And at the end, after she escapes, pick her up. I go in for that. I've already got my U-Haul packed to go west, young man. It's packed. I've moved out. I'm out of that. I'm not renting a place anymore. I'm going to swing by. It's a one-day job. I go by the production house to go see the director.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And at the end, after she escapes, pick her up. I go in for that. I've already got my U-Haul packed to go west, young man. It's packed. I've moved out. I'm out of that. I'm not renting a place anymore. I'm going to swing by. It's a one-day job. I go by the production house to go see the director.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And while we're sitting there, and I'm going to shoot like two days, he goes, hey, we haven't been able to cast the main killer, Vilmer, the guy with the mechanical leg who can't find his remote. He drives a tow truck. He goes, you know any male actors in town? I gave him a couple names. And I remember I left, I got to my car, and I'll never forget it, my blue truck, old blue.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And while we're sitting there, and I'm going to shoot like two days, he goes, hey, we haven't been able to cast the main killer, Vilmer, the guy with the mechanical leg who can't find his remote. He drives a tow truck. He goes, you know any male actors in town? I gave him a couple names. And I remember I left, I got to my car, and I'll never forget it, my blue truck, old blue.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And while we're sitting there, and I'm going to shoot like two days, he goes, hey, we haven't been able to cast the main killer, Vilmer, the guy with the mechanical leg who can't find his remote. He drives a tow truck. He goes, you know any male actors in town? I gave him a couple names. And I remember I left, I got to my car, and I'll never forget it, my blue truck, old blue.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I opened the door, and as I was stepping from the sidewalk into the cab, I stopped, and I went, I should go read for that. I shut the door, went back in, said, I want to read for it. He goes, okay, we don't have any actions around here. And I went... And the secretary goes, I'll do it. And he goes, well, man, just, you know, I don't know, see if you can scare the hell out of her.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I opened the door, and as I was stepping from the sidewalk into the cab, I stopped, and I went, I should go read for that. I shut the door, went back in, said, I want to read for it. He goes, okay, we don't have any actions around here. And I went... And the secretary goes, I'll do it. And he goes, well, man, just, you know, I don't know, see if you can scare the hell out of her.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I opened the door, and as I was stepping from the sidewalk into the cab, I stopped, and I went, I should go read for that. I shut the door, went back in, said, I want to read for it. He goes, okay, we don't have any actions around here. And I went... And the secretary goes, I'll do it. And he goes, well, man, just, you know, I don't know, see if you can scare the hell out of her.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I went to the kitchen and I grabbed a big exercise like serving spoon. And I came back and welded it like it was some knife and went off and it scared the shit out of her. And she drew tears. And after we were over, she was like, that was great. You really scared me. And he goes, you got the part. So all of a sudden I'm working for a month in Pflugerville.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I went to the kitchen and I grabbed a big exercise like serving spoon. And I came back and welded it like it was some knife and went off and it scared the shit out of her. And she drew tears. And after we were over, she was like, that was great. You really scared me. And he goes, you got the part. So all of a sudden I'm working for a month in Pflugerville.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I went to the kitchen and I grabbed a big exercise like serving spoon. And I came back and welded it like it was some knife and went off and it scared the shit out of her. And she drew tears. And after we were over, she was like, that was great. You really scared me. And he goes, you got the part. So all of a sudden I'm working for a month in Pflugerville.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I had to go sleep on a buddy's couch and pull out stuff out of my damn U-Haul for the next month. Then drove out west, which I had days confused. The film would come out, and I had that as a bit of an audition. And then I had the stories in there about feeling needy, feeling like I needed to get an agent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I had to go sleep on a buddy's couch and pull out stuff out of my damn U-Haul for the next month. Then drove out west, which I had days confused. The film would come out, and I had that as a bit of an audition. And then I had the stories in there about feeling needy, feeling like I needed to get an agent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I had to go sleep on a buddy's couch and pull out stuff out of my damn U-Haul for the next month. Then drove out west, which I had days confused. The film would come out, and I had that as a bit of an audition. And then I had the stories in there about feeling needy, feeling like I needed to get an agent.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that same guy, Don Phillips, who I met in the bar that night, is the one who ate my ass out and said, get the hell out of here. This town will eat you up. They smell needy. get out of here, go off with your buds. And me and Cole and Rory hit Europe for over a month riding motorcycles. Came back, I was ready.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that same guy, Don Phillips, who I met in the bar that night, is the one who ate my ass out and said, get the hell out of here. This town will eat you up. They smell needy. get out of here, go off with your buds. And me and Cole and Rory hit Europe for over a month riding motorcycles. Came back, I was ready.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that same guy, Don Phillips, who I met in the bar that night, is the one who ate my ass out and said, get the hell out of here. This town will eat you up. They smell needy. get out of here, go off with your buds. And me and Cole and Rory hit Europe for over a month riding motorcycles. Came back, I was ready.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because I was, I was running out of money, but I was also like, come on, man, I need... And I would have taken those meetings and they'd have been like... He's not as cool as we thought he might have been. Desperation always reads. I would have been trespassing. I was desperate.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Matthew McConaughey Is The Coolest Dude In Texas | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Because I was, I was running out of money, but I was also like, come on, man, I need... And I would have taken those meetings and they'd have been like... He's not as cool as we thought he might have been. Desperation always reads. I would have been trespassing. I was desperate.