Matthew McConaughey

Now they're going to go get the Aerosmith tickets in Wooderson's car. And he's like, talks to the gang. He goes, all right, man, we're heading out. And he goes to his car, towards his car. And the group stayed there. And I don't remember exactly, but the group stayed where they were. And I returned to the group. And I remember that night feeling like, false move, bullshit.

Now they're going to go get the Aerosmith tickets in Wooderson's car. And he's like, talks to the gang. He goes, all right, man, we're heading out. And he goes to his car, towards his car. And the group stayed there. And I don't remember exactly, but the group stayed where they were. And I returned to the group. And I remember that night feeling like, false move, bullshit.

Wooderson would have never two-stepped. Wooderson would have gone to his car, sat back, cranked it up, put on some tunes, rolled a doobie, and waited for everyone in their own time to come get in his car. I two-stepped. Not a Wooderson move. It's a tad dorky. You know what I mean?

Wooderson would have never two-stepped. Wooderson would have gone to his car, sat back, cranked it up, put on some tunes, rolled a doobie, and waited for everyone in their own time to come get in his car. I two-stepped. Not a Wooderson move. It's a tad dorky. You know what I mean?

Wooderson would have never two-stepped. Wooderson would have gone to his car, sat back, cranked it up, put on some tunes, rolled a doobie, and waited for everyone in their own time to come get in his car. I two-stepped. Not a Wooderson move. It's a tad dorky. You know what I mean?

And Wooderson was a guy who just, whatever way he heads, by hook or by crook, if he passes the pot of gold, well, he passed it. Maybe he'll catch it next time around. But he's never going to two-step. And I shouldn't have gone back to that scene. I shouldn't have re-entered that scene.

And Wooderson was a guy who just, whatever way he heads, by hook or by crook, if he passes the pot of gold, well, he passed it. Maybe he'll catch it next time around. But he's never going to two-step. And I shouldn't have gone back to that scene. I shouldn't have re-entered that scene.

And Wooderson was a guy who just, whatever way he heads, by hook or by crook, if he passes the pot of gold, well, he passed it. Maybe he'll catch it next time around. But he's never going to two-step. And I shouldn't have gone back to that scene. I shouldn't have re-entered that scene.

No, I didn't realize it at the time. Getting more screen time, bro. Sure, yeah. Hanging out with a guy. I mean, why not?

No, I didn't realize it at the time. Getting more screen time, bro. Sure, yeah. Hanging out with a guy. I mean, why not?

No, I didn't realize it at the time. Getting more screen time, bro. Sure, yeah. Hanging out with a guy. I mean, why not?

All right, so your first three.

All right, so your first three.

All right, so your first three.

Yeah. Dude, and I, yeah, the first one I get, walking in the right bar at the right time, meet a guy named Don Phillips. Four in the morning, he's riding with me in a cab to go drop me off at my apartment. He rolls a dupe, says, you ever done any acting? I said, man, been in a Miller Lite commercial for about that long. More of a modeling job. Well, you might be right.

Yeah. Dude, and I, yeah, the first one I get, walking in the right bar at the right time, meet a guy named Don Phillips. Four in the morning, he's riding with me in a cab to go drop me off at my apartment. He rolls a dupe, says, you ever done any acting? I said, man, been in a Miller Lite commercial for about that long. More of a modeling job. Well, you might be right.

Yeah. Dude, and I, yeah, the first one I get, walking in the right bar at the right time, meet a guy named Don Phillips. Four in the morning, he's riding with me in a cab to go drop me off at my apartment. He rolls a dupe, says, you ever done any acting? I said, man, been in a Miller Lite commercial for about that long. More of a modeling job. Well, you might be right.

Come to this address in the morning, pick up the script. Go pick it up. That was three lines in days. That worked out for three weeks. The chainsaw, a masker. I was supposed to play a part of a guy that was like a Romeo to Renee Zellweger's Juliet, where I like ride up on a motorcycle at the beginning, pass the school, black leather helmet, look at her, ride off.

Come to this address in the morning, pick up the script. Go pick it up. That was three lines in days. That worked out for three weeks. The chainsaw, a masker. I was supposed to play a part of a guy that was like a Romeo to Renee Zellweger's Juliet, where I like ride up on a motorcycle at the beginning, pass the school, black leather helmet, look at her, ride off.

Come to this address in the morning, pick up the script. Go pick it up. That was three lines in days. That worked out for three weeks. The chainsaw, a masker. I was supposed to play a part of a guy that was like a Romeo to Renee Zellweger's Juliet, where I like ride up on a motorcycle at the beginning, pass the school, black leather helmet, look at her, ride off.