Matthew Muehling
👤 Speaker
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I've walked hundreds of miles with people with machetes.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
But these people, what made it sketchy was they turned around and they started following me.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And I was like, all right, maybe I dropped something.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Then they chased me into the jungle.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Like, the brush was about this high, so I, like, found a spot to hide.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And they're, like, looking for me for, like, 45 minutes.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I'm, like, hiding on top of my bag.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And then they eventually left, but I waited another few hours because they could have just been waiting on the road, you know?
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And I'm, like, hearing things rustle in the bushes this whole time.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And the previous week or so, I'd seen half a dozen black mamas or so across the road.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
So I'm just like, maybe it's time to come home.