Matty K

Are you hiding piss cans up the road?

No, you know, just so you can dispose of them.

Yeah, I spot my neighbour about 11 o'clock at night walking up and down the street.

Yeah, that's smart.

Filling up other people's recycle bins.

Yeah, because we got to the point at our previous flat where we just leave our bin out on the road because, as you can imagine, for three dudes on a Monday night, it's just too much effort taking the wheelie bin down and bringing it back up.

So if you just leave it there all week long.

But then we did realise pretty quickly that that means it's free game to the rest of the neighbourhood.

So you only had about half a bin to work with by the time you got there.

Oh, I smell like dog shit.

It's like skip bins.

We got a skip bin when we were doing a reno.

And like, woke up in the morning.

It's on our property.

Woke up in the morning, there's a fucking pram, a fucking mattress in it.

Mate, you dirty mix.

Yeah, this is what I was going to say.

You dirty mix.

Like, that's a different level of being, I mean, wheelie bins with a cup of coffee and some chocolate bar wrapper, whatever.

A bin's a bin, mate.