Maureen Dowd

Yeah. Oh, I should have used that as the title. Well, I have another shot at it.

Yeah. Oh, I should have used that as the title. Well, I have another shot at it.

Yes, and I loved your editorial.

Yes, and I loved your editorial.

Yes, and I loved your editorial.

Yeah, I was at Columbia getting my graduate degree in English literature a couple years ago. Yep, I got it.

Yeah, I was at Columbia getting my graduate degree in English literature a couple years ago. Yep, I got it.

Yeah, I was at Columbia getting my graduate degree in English literature a couple years ago. Yep, I got it.

And I was in a class of pre-Renaissance plays, and the teacher, this British guy goes, this woman character, he goes, what is she? And I looked down at the footnotes, And I go, oh, she's a whore. And the whole class, all the students and the teacher were like, and the teacher goes, Maureen, she's a sex worker. Just like I said. Before Shakespeare. Right.

And I was in a class of pre-Renaissance plays, and the teacher, this British guy goes, this woman character, he goes, what is she? And I looked down at the footnotes, And I go, oh, she's a whore. And the whole class, all the students and the teacher were like, and the teacher goes, Maureen, she's a sex worker. Just like I said. Before Shakespeare. Right.

And I was in a class of pre-Renaissance plays, and the teacher, this British guy goes, this woman character, he goes, what is she? And I looked down at the footnotes, And I go, oh, she's a whore. And the whole class, all the students and the teacher were like, and the teacher goes, Maureen, she's a sex worker. Just like I said. Before Shakespeare. Right.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no.

Yes, it was much more valuable. You know, I didn't have rich parents to pay for it, so it was very expensive.

Yes, it was much more valuable. You know, I didn't have rich parents to pay for it, so it was very expensive.

Yes, it was much more valuable. You know, I didn't have rich parents to pay for it, so it was very expensive.

Thank God my time.

Thank God my time.

Thank God my time.