Max Lugavere

And I would notice the that the odds of having like a ghost wipe was like way more like.

that became more the norm for me.

And so I developed this hypothesis that I don't know if it's ever been tested in the peer reviewed medical literature, but that when you drink coffee, it like kind of pushes out

poo that's like been half formed.

Like it's not like, it's not necessarily like ready to come out on its own accord as it would be if you were like caffeine free.

But when you drink coffee, it like stimulates everything.

Like everything's got to come out now.

Fascinating.

People want to know.

It is an interesting question.

What about when you actually sit on a toilet?

Because another interesting thing that I discovered, they don't give you a manual for this stuff.

A lot of these discoveries I've had to make just on my own.

And then I relish the opportunity to talk about them with you and an expert in front of millions of people.

But I once, I was living in a rental apartment.

and uh the rental apartment was very old it was like one of these like old la like units and it had this like historic toilet that was very low to the ground it was like a classic oh wow yeah it was like this like classic old school toilet and it was very comfortable to poop on yeah um because it was like it was uh it was super low to the ground and i'm like six one so you know for me that was a real squat

Yeah, it was like, it was very comfortable.

And then at a certain point that unfortunately that toilet broke and the building had to replace it with an ADA compliant toilet, like an American Disabilities Act compliant toilet, which I don't really know the regulation there, but needless to say, it was a very tall toilet.

It was an uncomfortably tall toilet.

And I didn't, I couldn't figure, like I didn't immediately like make this connection, but I noticed that within, you know, after the first couple of weeks or months,