Max Rushton

You know where I'm going to shove that asparagus?

Caravan.

No.

What about the good vibes?

I mean, that really works for me.

Look, another flaw of having Andre Agassi advertise saucepans is that on the ads I've seen, it doesn't mention who he is.

It's just a bald man holding a saucepan like a tennis racket.

But there's no relevance.

Moby might as well advertise pans.

A famous vegan, he could use it for cooking veg.

You know what I mean?

There's no, you never saw Agassi at halftime or a change of ends, whatever.

You're making an omelette.

Exactly, yes.

Yes, Max, but it's difficult when in your pomp, you had that amazing cockatoo blonde hair.

And now you do just look like, you know, a fit ball bloke in his 60s.

Well, I have a more relevant thing that we could be the face of.

There's been a lot of discussion on this podcast in recent weeks.

People say we aren't tackling the big issues, but we have been talking about the thing that hangs from your washing line that you can put socks and underpants on.

Correct.