Max Rushton

That would be really great.

So I go to Aldi and then I go back to Savers and I'm thinking, okay, Willie and Jamie are playing with the toys.

So I pick up six pairs of trousers and a couple of pairs of shorts to try on because I like buying secondhand clothes.

And, you know, you've got to pick up a few because they're random, aren't they?

Is Sabre's an op shop or is it?

Is Sabre's an op shop or is it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's a secondhand shop.

So anyway, of them, the pair of shorts are just about okay and the trousers, I like them.

Okay, so we're going to get some trousers.

And I walk out going, I want to keep, there's a woman hanging stuff up and I say, oh, I want to keep these, you know, can I give you these?

And she says, she's hanging stuff up and she looks at me and she says, well, you could hang them up to help me out.

So I...

So I'm like, I'm sort of a bit like, you didn't really need to be quite that passive aggressive.

Well, actually not even passive aggressive, just aggressive about the situation.

I was just like, what do I do with these?

You know, I'm like a bumbling middle-aged man, you know?

So then I start hanging up and the t-shirt, there's a couple of t-shirts I didn't want, but the trousers are annoying because you've got to attach them with the little, you know, the sort of bulldog clips.

So I'm doing all this.

And then a woman who's in the next cubicle, an old woman comes out and hands me four pieces of clothing down.