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Max Rushton

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11615 total appearances

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But I would have thought the below the line scone maker world.

People aren't like, you plastic fuck.

Shove your scone up your arse.

I would ask, what sentence are you suggesting?

Is this suspended sentence?

Is it an open prison?

It's fully rock breaking.

You know what I mean?

That's what they want.

One of those prisons in Central America that you have to join a gang.

And then you have a tattoo of a scone on your face.

But then like you become the chef of the prison and everybody loves you.

And then they all become chefs.

Then you escape using like a tiny... Like a pastry cutter.

A tiny pastry cutter.

It would take so long.

And then other famous chefs, you get them to visit you.

And like Hugh Fearnley Wingstall is like shoved.