Max Rushton
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
But I would have thought the below the line scone maker world.
People aren't like, you plastic fuck.
Shove your scone up your arse.
I would ask, what sentence are you suggesting?
Is this suspended sentence?
Is it an open prison?
It's fully rock breaking.
You know what I mean?
That's what they want.
One of those prisons in Central America that you have to join a gang.
And then you have a tattoo of a scone on your face.
On my cheek.
Of the rap.
But then like you become the chef of the prison and everybody loves you.
And then they all become chefs.
Then you escape using like a tiny... Like a pastry cutter.
A tiny pastry cutter.
It would take so long.
And then other famous chefs, you get them to visit you.
And like Hugh Fearnley Wingstall is like shoved.