Max Rushton

Has it got a sauna and a jacuzzi and all that stuff?

Shit David Lloyds can only go to shit David Lloyds.

Yeah.

Okay, so after our swim, what's your sauna, steam room, jacuzzi plan?

Right, and you did that yesterday?

Got it.

So it's normally not too shabby.

Where are we off to now, Bryony?

Yeah.

Yeah, I do find it insanely boring.

I think it's great because I haven't got my phone.

This is good.

I'm floating.

Everything is nice.

And after about a length, I'm like, it's not painful enough to feel like exercise, like running.

I'm just bobbing around.

And there's normally like...

you're trying to get a lane where there's no one in it and like there's someone too fast in the fast lane so that's out there's like somebody who is 350 years old good for them the slow lane is basically now a standstill you know that's just like roadworks you swim directly up an old lady's butt yeah you're now wearing her like a sort of mythological beast of some kind sorry well I'll tell you something that'll stress you out even more in the outdoor pool there are no lanes whoa well this is ridiculous yeah

Dank and octogenarian until they can't breathe.

waterboarded jane she's no longer with us but she had a good run okay so we're now getting our nails done okay this is good because i'm going to confess something to you brian i i'm not well versed on beyond cutting my nails which i don't enjoy but i do do i'm an open book lift the lid brian lift