Maya Umemoto Gorman
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Genuinely.
We would be so much more evolved as a society.
Because here's...
genuinely you guys no bullshit but if i was his girlfriend i would have been on channel 10 fucking
I would have been on USA Today.
Teeth missing, bitch.
I would have actually... Like my parents' house?
My parents' house?
My parents' house?
My parents' house?
I would have actually... My parents' house?
I would have actually literally bones and all.
I would have had to eat you up bones and all.
I would have actually had to literally...
put you in a fire pit, roast you up on a spike, turn it, turn it, turn it, literally fast for three days, put my shit up in a messy bun, put on some gangster motherfucking wrap, and eat you bones and all from the fucking root or tooth.
I would actually have to, it's either that or
or like death by a thousand cuts.
Like I actually would have you Dexter style locked away.
Like that woo, my parents' house.
That's crazy.