Maya Umemoto Gorman

That's crazy.

I've never been so gagged in my life.

No.

Damn, Andy paid you back double?

I'm like, honestly, he ate that one, too.

Honestly, we needed a little hope in the chat.

And honestly, you know what?

Well, that was kind of awesome.

And your mom and your sister knew.

I'm raising the kind of man...

that I will literally, the same way a dad has gusto about their son being in football is the same way I'm raising my son with the same fucking gusto for RuPaul's Drag Race.

So it's like, bitch, don't even, okay.

That is actually so fucking sick, nasty.

Or girlfriends.

that's what i mean damn not even just like that's what i mean that's what i mean vacation all i've ever wanted i mean bro that is like wow guys we just and you live to tell the tale of sweeney todd so it's just like and i guess like do we even need men if we have rose toys do we next caller

Because where does lying get you?

Why are we lying?

Because where does lying get you for real?

Because here's the thing.

Can we talk about Adam ate the damn apple first.