Maya Umemoto Gorman
speaker
15,308 appearances
27 recordings
2 series
first heard Sep 2025
last heard 4d ago
Maya Umemoto Gorman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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starts, your body starts detoxing all the shit that was in your armpits.
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But that's also why you high key smell like shit because everything's kind of like coming out.
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And it's really, and you get like clogged ducts
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And stuff like in your armpit, like your sweat glands and stuff get clogged.
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Anyways, long story short, I tried it for a summer and I was like, honestly, everyone fucking hates me.
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Wow.
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No one likes me.
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I smell like absolute dog shit.
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Like genuinely, I smell like a white person with dreads right now.
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Wow, wow.
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Wow.
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Like the Grinch's fucking fingers, like genuinely.
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Wow.
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So I'm better off just fucking rocking with Dove.
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I already eat Taco Bell.
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Whatever's going to happen, happens with the aluminum.
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But I also think, like, that's just me.
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Like, I will say that if I don't, like, work overtime to mask my odor, a.k.a., like, dove, extra strength, like, bitch, aluminum, like, capital A, alum.
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You know what I mean?
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All caps.
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