Mayor Lee Sullivan

Lady, when you flush the Joe Francis toilet, there's just all kinds of stains left in the toilet. It's just, listen, once he started swirling around and around and going down, Hey, just nothing for him to hold on to. Filthy, just a filthy little shit that he was.

Lady, when you flush the Joe Francis toilet, there's just all kinds of stains left in the toilet. It's just, listen, once he started swirling around and around and going down, Hey, just nothing for him to hold on to. Filthy, just a filthy little shit that he was.

The state of Florida decided that this specific crawfish was an endangered species crawfish. If this crawdad was on your property, basically you just needed to kill yourself because you couldn't do anything with your property anymore.

The state of Florida decided that this specific crawfish was an endangered species crawfish. If this crawdad was on your property, basically you just needed to kill yourself because you couldn't do anything with your property anymore.

We're going to spend a lot of money and people will have jobs, government jobs, to save this thing. Lord knows I'd have been in prison when I was a young'un. There's no telling what we did to them.

We're going to spend a lot of money and people will have jobs, government jobs, to save this thing. Lord knows I'd have been in prison when I was a young'un. There's no telling what we did to them.

Sometimes your mouth will take your ass on a journey you just didn't plan on.

Sometimes your mouth will take your ass on a journey you just didn't plan on.

I was encouraging him to fill it up. Okay, put dirt in it. Kill the crawdad.

I was encouraging him to fill it up. Okay, put dirt in it. Kill the crawdad.

he felt like he had found the promised land. He had found fertile ground. And so the next year, here come JoJo with his jet and his motorhome and all his minions.

he felt like he had found the promised land. He had found fertile ground. And so the next year, here come JoJo with his jet and his motorhome and all his minions.

Now, we had Laveela and we had Spinnaker. And if you wanted to see boobies, you could go down there and the girls were having wet t-shirt contests and showing boobies and everything was good. And I mean, that was all right because they had to be 18 to enter. But that wasn't good enough for Joe, don't you know?

Now, we had Laveela and we had Spinnaker. And if you wanted to see boobies, you could go down there and the girls were having wet t-shirt contests and showing boobies and everything was good. And I mean, that was all right because they had to be 18 to enter. But that wasn't good enough for Joe, don't you know?

You couldn't, like, have prayer along the road, but you could have choir practice.

You couldn't, like, have prayer along the road, but you could have choir practice.

He was filming a documentary. He espoused that he had protected constitutionality because he was doing a documentary, a documentary on women's breasts, which he would film and turn into videos and sell and make goblets of money.

He was filming a documentary. He espoused that he had protected constitutionality because he was doing a documentary, a documentary on women's breasts, which he would film and turn into videos and sell and make goblets of money.

Now, I'm going to tell you, we don't have people walking around naked over here. Not even now, in this age of enlightenment. We don't have that. But when you have a minion go up there and tell them they're going to get this really great T-shirt to expose their breasts, you know, and then if you can kiss each other, give it a little tongue work with your buddy girl there, you know. And so...

Now, I'm going to tell you, we don't have people walking around naked over here. Not even now, in this age of enlightenment. We don't have that. But when you have a minion go up there and tell them they're going to get this really great T-shirt to expose their breasts, you know, and then if you can kiss each other, give it a little tongue work with your buddy girl there, you know. And so...

Just soft porn.

Just soft porn.

Nobody wants that. Maybe the Holiday Inn, maybe some, you know, I mean, the people that peddle the offside of that, they might have got upset.

Nobody wants that. Maybe the Holiday Inn, maybe some, you know, I mean, the people that peddle the offside of that, they might have got upset.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

He's got it right.

He's got it right.

He was wearing a Joe Francis for Mayor T-shirt. And I said, you know, pretty boy, I said, some things you wear around here cause you to get your ass beat. I said, because I'll snatch a knot in your ass that'll take you three days to untie.

He was wearing a Joe Francis for Mayor T-shirt. And I said, you know, pretty boy, I said, some things you wear around here cause you to get your ass beat. I said, because I'll snatch a knot in your ass that'll take you three days to untie.

I was the mayor of Whoville from 2000, protecting, if I may say, all the little Whos.

I was the mayor of Whoville from 2000, protecting, if I may say, all the little Whos.

My last tour of duty was as chief of police, Panama City Beach. They had encouraged me to retire so they could get a kinder, gentler police chief. I took my retirement in 1997, and then I ran against the mayor that encouraged me to leave, so I replaced the asshole who replaced me.

My last tour of duty was as chief of police, Panama City Beach. They had encouraged me to retire so they could get a kinder, gentler police chief. I took my retirement in 1997, and then I ran against the mayor that encouraged me to leave, so I replaced the asshole who replaced me.