MeatCanyon

Are you serious right now?

Oh, my... I took a piss.

I'll hold it, but I tell you, I, like...

That double... I didn't think about it.

That double beef burrito with the potatoes added to it has fucking... It's like a... It's an actual spring trap on my stomach.

Okay.

Let me just get into the flow of it here.

Okay, hold on.

Hold on.

what do you mean what are we cool about what like is the show cool are we cool no this no god no are you fucking kidding me no have you seen all the youtube videos people doing this shit no it's fucking cringe we're cringe but we're reading cringe but see it works because we're reading cringy stories at a haunted house i mean like it's cohesive god all right well this first one's called uh the portraits aka cabin in the woods isaiah you've read this one

Okay, well, here we go.

Here we go.

I'm going to read it first.

Luckily, I didn't get any of that Diablo sauce.

I was asking for it, too, wasn't I?

I'm lucky I approached that bitch raw, because I'll tell you, if I would have had some Diablo sauce on that, it would be a different ballgame right now.

Holy hell.

Okay.

There was a hunter in the woods who, after a long day hunting, was in the middle of an immense forest.

It was getting dark.