Megyn Kelly

She decided to sit down for an interview.

I guess we're celebrating Juneteenth with Don Lemon.

And it's tough to say who is more absurd between the two of them, but I'm going to have to give it to the former VP.

So well done, you know, because you had some stiff competition there.

Well done.

You won something.

And in about, I don't know, 60 seconds or so, she managed to squeeze in every single

Empty word of inspo that like the 16 year old set online on Instagram, like girls in sophomore year of high school might shove at you in an attempt to really make you feel great about something you've done.

Only she's been the vice president.

So you'd expect a little bit more and possibly an actual profundity here or there, but no, instead we got this masterpiece.

Did you get one more in?

You get a set of steak knives if you can get one more empty inspo word in your little diatribe.

Even Don Lemon is sitting there looking expressionless into the camera like, where is this going?

What is she saying?

Please, God, please.

I've been a good girl.

Please let her run for president again.

Please.

I deserve this.

I...