Merle

I'm pretty sure that if you ask people who play golf, their dream day would be to take a private jet, play Augusta all day, and then go home.

And these aren't even people that are trying to get ready to play the Masters.

So for anyone giving him shit on that, you're a clown.

You're a complete goon because it's going to play Augusta on a private jet and then flying home to pick up your daughter at school.

I mean, we just saw dominoes.

There was dominoes everywhere when we were in Northern Ireland, Keith.

We had dominoes every night on a week-long golf trip.

I think the food in London's pretty good.

Now, granted, that's not Ireland.

But...

The complaints were from your guy, Marty Mushkeith, like, it's unfair.

It's unfair that he gets to go play that golf course when the tournament's there nonstop beforehand.

It's like, well, he won, and he's welcome there, and he has his own private jet.

Carbon emissions be damned, and he's going to go and play the golf course and get ready, and then he won again.

So...

Pretty legendary.

I don't think he's done winning green jackets.

The Masters, though, the Masters is just something special, man.

Just clicking that on and getting to see it, getting to be there one time, and now I feel like I know the holes.

Truly legendary stuff.