Michael Blaustein
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Podcast Appearances
Norma, that great joke, he's like, we're all deeply homophobic because every time Will's like, I have a hot date tonight, the crowd laughs.
It's like, why are we like, he's a gay guy who's dating a man.
Why is that funny?
I don't think I've ever seen the show.
It was fine.
It was, you know, very 90s laugh track studio audience.
Yeah.
It was just a million gay jokes.
I think that's fair because the eggs are harder to come by, no pun intended, than jizz.
Jizz is everywhere.
I'm avoiding jizz all day long on the subway.
Tissues, socks, face.
Speaking of, our guest today, stiff socks.
Oh, there you go.
It's all jizz-based.
Oh, yeah.
I never did the door.
Meaning, hey, Dad, back off?
It's like a do not disturb for losers.
Yay!