Michael Blaustein
👤 Speaker
679
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
We're just talking jizz.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
We're in the middle of a jizz talk.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Sit down, you big queefs.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
We're debating.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Did you guys put a sock on your door when you jerked off when you had roommates?
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
I didn't plan ahead.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Yeah, okay, just checking.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Because you could feel the jiggle of a jerk.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Sure, yes.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
It's like the quarter at the hotel.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
Now we're just doing old movies.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
I jerk off so fast.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
You're quick.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
The amount of time it would take me to put a sock on, I'd be done.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
That's getting laid.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
That's a boarding school, maybe.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
I didn't even own a tie in college, I don't think.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
You have a tie.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
No tie, Hawaiian shirt, and no.
We Might Be Drunk
Trevor Wallace & Michael Blaustein w/ Sam Morril & Mark Normand - We Might Be Drunk Podcast
His dad is a deadbeat, so no tie is appropriate.