Michael Caine

There was quite a few, wasn't there?

There were.

But they all fell apart at the seams.

So, again, why didn't the police investigation actually happen before it even got to court?

I mean, why wait for these stories to fall over?

But it's almost like the Victorian police laid charges without a real investigation, which we have mentioned before.

Like they laid charges in the hope that the dirty work in court would do the rest.

Talk me through the witnesses.

Both C1 and C2 were both in constant communication when the allegations were first made.

You'd assume they'd have spoken to each other about what they were alleging.

C2 gives evidence that she saw this assault.

The same description as what C1 had made, that really could have put you up shit creek.

Oh, definitely.

And a show report that probably should have been looked at by investigators before it even got to this.

This is the same accuser who falsely claimed you kissed her friend's vagina in the bed scene and tried to get in the shower with her.

One and the same.

So C2 lied again.

It goes further because C1 accused you that when the cast had to clap the band, you were accused by C1 that you aggressively clapped your hands in her face, something that C2 backed up.

I mean, aggressively clapping.

And let's point out, you're on stage.