Michael Gonzalez

And that nigga shoot deer.

That nigga understand.

Oh, yeah.

This is great.

As a Jamaican, you find a bitch and then you marry her and then you're just there.

I was traveling all the way back and forth.

It was a long-distance relationship.

Yeah.

Mexico, right?

Fucking, we're in Mexico having a great time going ziplining, doing all these white activities I've never done, like swimming and shit.

Rantic.

I don't really give a shit about that fucking idiot before.

My girlfriend recently told me that I have the best personality of any man she's ever dated, which is sad, because I didn't know my dick was that small.

I recently bought a remote control airplane and I got it stuck in a tree and so I bought a $150 pole and got it out and got my $200 airplane out with... Yeah, these are the investments that can take you in the other direction pretty quick.

Yeah, it's a 30-foot pole.

I mean, I still have, I'm not gonna return it.

I'm gonna use it, you know, I feel powerful.

Yeah, it was pretty high up there.

Just poked it out.

I mean, 30 foot, but... Yeah.