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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Hey, this is Red Band, and you're listening to the Death Squad Podcast Network. This episode of Kill Tony and every episode of Kill Tony can be found at deathsquad.tv. And don't forget to check out everything Tony Hinchcliffe at tonyhinchcliffe.com. And the Sunset Strips, my new comedy club in Austin, Texas, go to sunsetstripatx.com. And now, here's a brand new episode of Kill Tony.
Back on my stand-up tour at the end of January, hitting all the spots that I didn't hit on the Fully Grown Tour before this. Vancouver, Portland, and Seattle, you're next. January 25th, 26th, and 27th. And then Los Angeles, California, I do stand-up. Denver, Colorado, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Boston, Baltimore, Salt Lake City, San Jose, Dallas, Houston. St.
Louis, Nashville, Fort Lauderdale, and Orlando. I'm so pumped for these upcoming dates. Really excited for you to see it. Taking some of my favorite openers with me. You may recognize some of them. Get tickets now at TonyHinchcliffe.com. This is going to be my last stretch of the stand-up tour for the rest of 2024. It's all just performing in Austin and Kill Tony from there.
So hope to see you soon.
Hey, this is Redman coming to you live from the Comedy Mothership here in Austin, Texas for a brand new episode of Kill Tony, Give It Up for Tony Hetchcliffe!
Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives tonight, huh? Yippee! Make some noise for Red Band, everybody. We've been doing this little show for over a decade. It is the number one live podcast in the world, Kill Tony. How you guys feel? Good?
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Chapter 2: What upcoming stand-up tour dates does Tony mention?
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You guys ready to start tonight's episode? You guys big fans of the show? How many of you have been big fans of the show for a long time? Well, you guys are in for a treat because this is the return, and it's been years pre-pandemic since we had this guy on as a guest, and he is one of the record holders for all-time guest appearances.
and one of the all-time greats, someone who is, more than anything, on top of being nominated for an Emmy as an actor and so many great things he's been on, but truly, he is one of my favorite comedians on planet Earth, and a lot of your favorite comedians' favorite comedian.
Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for the return of one of my all-time favorites, the great and powerful Kirk Fox, everybody! Huge! No, sit here, Kirk. Over here. Fuck yeah. The great Kirk Fox, everybody. Reservation dogs. Parks and Rec. The new jury duty up for an Emmy. But more than anything, one of the fucking real comedians of our era at the comedy store.
A fucking legend and a legend of Kill Tony.
I don't know about that, but it seems important to you, so we'll just...
It is. We're going to have a lot of fun.
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Chapter 3: Who is introduced as the guest on the show?
Yeah.
You think Asians are better than normal people at flying airplanes?
We're about exponentially worse.
The third dimension really sends me in a tail loop. Starts spinning around. Fuck yeah.
Those were words I didn't understand. But once again, you were confident in the delivery, and fuck, and we'll go with it.
Thank you, Kirk.
I'm here for you.
Did you watch the plane fly into the tree? Yeah, I was controlling it. Right. What's the range on something like that?
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Chapter 4: What are the highlights of Kirk Fox's career?
Probably like 1,000 feet. Wow. So you were flying low? Yeah, I was showing off. Can you see up like normal people? Or do you have special goggles and a camera on the airplane?
You don't need to see up when you have a 30-foot pole.
Yeah. to de-madness that shit.
You just feel up there.
I can see up. Yes, Brian, I can see up. If you wouldn't, it would have been a Malaysian airplane. It would have disappeared, everybody. You should have watched the news before I came. Electronic airplane jokes. Kirk said, you should have watched the news. The Malaysian plane disappeared. I think it was 15 years ago or something like that.
No, I mean, I would have had to have started 15 years ago. I'm waiting for this shit coming.
Hell yeah.
So Malaysia went down.
It'll be all right. It disappeared. It'll be okay. Hans, anything else crazy we need to know about you tonight? One of my roommates is not a fan of my kimchi. Oh. Ooh.
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Chapter 5: What does Frank do now after switching occupations?
What is it now? Poker. And what was it then? You said you switched occupations.
Chapter 6: What story does Frank share about his last job?
Well, I didn't switch. I got into, at my last job, I got into a bit of an altercation. Okay, tell us about that. Okay.
Chapter 7: What happened during Frank's altercation at work?
So, all right. So it's a, not that serious. It's a wee bit of a- Just tell us the story. We'll decide if it's serious and everything else.
What happened?
Where were you at? What kind of job was this? I'm waiting these tables, right? A waiter at a restaurant. A middle-aged woman comes in. She has short hair, a business suit. Karen. Karen.
Chapter 8: How does Frank describe his experience with the woman at the restaurant?
You can say that. She looks kind of like Jamie Lee Curtis, but imagine she always had a rock in her shoe. Yeah, she comes in, and she... Everything's all right, right? She's wearing a suit. I'm like, all right, you can have a seat. And everything's normal. It's business casual. And she orders a lobster, and great choice, because the tip on that is like $8 at the time.
So, you know, I'm already liking her. The tip on that is like $8. And then... Okay, long story short, I get her the food.
Never thought I'd miss miniatures.
Fuck. Long story. Okay. So we get her the food, right? And not even 10 minutes goes by.
Oh, it's gone by.
Not even 10 minutes goes by, and then she's like, excuse me, right? I have to go. She's like, I'd like to check. And I was like, oh, I hope everything's okay.
She's like, yeah, no. I just have to get out of here. Damn it. Yeah, keep going. So... She's like, yeah, no, no, I just have to get out of here. And I was like, okay, well, I can get you a doggie bag. She's like, no, no, no, it's okay, I'm not gonna finish it. You call it a doggie bag or a to-go box? Doggie bag. Okay, all right, you're going down treacherous territories. Here, go ahead.
And she goes, no, no, no, it's okay, I would just like to check. Um... So I slapped her across the face. Really? I said, you got to get your shit together, Sharon. You can't be wasting all this food. There's starving kids in Africa.
Okay, so you're like joking right now? Yeah, I'm joking. Okay, so what really happened? I didn't worry. I was not a waiter. I worked at a... Oh God, that's, all right, there he goes. Frank Awosika, everybody. Not his best night. Hell yeah, it's all good. It's all good, it's all good. It happens to everybody. Frank Awosika, everybody. There he goes. Absolutely, there goes Frank, everyone. Yikes.
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