Michael Hines

I'm not pro Hamas, but I can always go for a little chickpea.

No, but seriously, I am stoked on this new war.

I'm super excited about it because that Russia versus Ukraine shit was getting boring.

No one's talking about it anymore.

I think it's because everyone was on the same team.

I stand with Ukraine this, I support Ukraine that.

No one was pro-Russia, I mean, like, except for me.

But this new one, it's sort of red versus blue, but anyone could be a wild card.

You never know what someone's going to say.

I hope they annihilate each other so we can get the Holy Land set up for my boy JC.

but there's lots of shocking opinions out there like Greta Thunberg went from tweeting about saving the environment and tweeting about BLM to tweeting about killing the Jews which was crazy to me it was shocking just because I never really thought me and Greta would see eye to eye on anything before you know but if you guys ever noticed that a black oh man I got cut off there

My age is fine.

I've always gone like two years older.

They got more money.

I'm 24.

I'm on unemployment right now.

My mom told me if I came back on Kill Tony, I couldn't come home for Christmas.

She's pretty evangelical in my math.

My last minute was about my penis, so.

It was about my penis.