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Michael Hines

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
61 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

It was about my penis.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

I was a martial arts instructor in high school, so I fought a lot.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

I got picked on a lot.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

Cobra Kai shit.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

I actually fought a crackhead the other day.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

We're going to the gas station, and the crackhead, I asked to borrow his lighter to light my cigarette, and he was cool with it.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

And then he was like, yo, can you get me a drink?

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

And I was like, all right.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

Well, he offered, and mine wasn't working.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

And I was like, cool, I'll get you a drink.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

And then he was like, two drinks, two sandwiches, a pack of cools.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

So I got one pack of cools, gave him four cigarettes.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

And he said, you owe me $20.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

So I called him a faggot.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

He ran up behind me and punched me in the back of the head.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

Parried the second punch and hit him in the teeth.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

I was afraid I was going to kick the drums.

KILL TONY
#643 - THE REGULARS

I don't want to fall.