Michael Hines
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I was a martial arts instructor in high school, so I fought a lot.
I actually fought a crackhead the other day.
We're going to the gas station, and the crackhead, I asked to borrow his lighter to light my cigarette, and he was cool with it.
And then he was like, yo, can you get me a drink?
Well, he offered, and mine wasn't working.
And I was like, cool, I'll get you a drink.
And then he was like, two drinks, two sandwiches, a pack of cools.
So I got one pack of cools, gave him four cigarettes.
He ran up behind me and punched me in the back of the head.
Parried the second punch and hit him in the teeth.
I was afraid I was going to kick the drums.