Michael Hines

I think if I ran away and took a couple turns, I can get out of there.

um craziest thing about my life uh my dad got arrested when i was like three and like the house got stormed for telemarketing stuff like this we got swatted when i was like three years old for telemarketing stuff yeah dude isn't that crazy you explain what that means a little bit

Maybe I'm the only one that doesn't get it.

So I guess a Fed pretended to be an employee of another company and said he had a list of hot leads and that's illegal to buy.

And then we got swatted and they took all our stuff.

No, but swatted is when they're kicking the door and all that.

Like the SWAT team.

I don't even remember.

Right.

Or was it affected by the food?

Oh, hell yeah.

I go in their habitat.

That's pretty manly if you ask me.

We're at zero.

How much will you credit me for the boy?

Now I gotta live with all these little kids.

There's no easy way to tell a child their parents are dead.

There is a really, really fucking scary way to do it.

Did you talk about it on the podcast?

and I said, it's not like you got to wait the whole time or we don't get a refund.