Michael Ian Black
speaker
458 appearances
5 recordings
2 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 16 Jun
Michael Ian Black’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That's actually my point. It does take all kinds. It takes all kinds of men. And by the way, the kind of man you are today might be different than the kind of man you are tomorrow or in an hour from now. And not only is that okay, it's great. Like we are all multifaceted human beings. We don't have to react to stimulus in one way.
Because traditionally, men are really only allowed to express two things, silence and anger. Everything gets sort of funneled through those reactions. And why? We don't have to be that way. Like, you know, look at me. I'm hilarious. Yes, you are. You are.
What is it?
Here's what I do. I fly down to Brazil and I say, just give me this smorgasbord. And then four weeks later I wake up looking gorgeous.
Wenn du dich an Bilder von 30 Jahren erinnerst, dann siehst du mich viel jünger aus.
Man sagt immer, wie gut dreckiges desert air ist. Genau. Genau.
Let me tell you something. My wife, as much as she hates the heat, she loves that plumping Savannah.
Savannah is on a river. And then 20 minutes away, you can be at the ocean. At Tybee.
You can say tsunami of shit.
Every day.
No, no, no. You didn't look at the vote tally. That's exactly what they did. They literally voted to have their loved ones' healthcare cut.
They may have been going through the immigration process perfectly legally and they could still get rounded up and thrown out. Absolutely. What can we do? What can Democrats do? Yeah. Or what can anybody do? What can we do? I have an answer for you.
Just to play devil's advocate for a second, because I mostly agree with you, but just to play devil's advocate, everything you said is true. But I want you to consider on the other side how many billions of dollars Trump is personally making. So... Yeah, that's true. That's true.
Unglaublich. And I said, okay. And he gave me the impression, because he said it to my face, that he would vote no for any bill that cuts benefits to Medicare and Medicaid. And then that next week, he voted to advance the bill that would cut $800 billion from Medicaid. So I made a little video and I posted it online saying, Mike Lawler, you lied to me, fuck you.
And Mike Lawler got very mad at me for that. Because I had called him a liar. Well, Mike Lawler turned around and voted to cut billions from Medicare and Medicaid. So now I'm aggravated, not only because he lied to me, but because he fully activated my Jewish guilt that I had somehow misrepresented him or that I was being mean to him.
All I can say, and from my heart, and I mean this with as much generosity as I can muster, fuck Mike Lawler.
I'm crushing your head. You gave me that one for free. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Because you guys, you guys are the best.
You thought of ourselves. Yeah.
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