Michael Kosta

I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.

Well, I'm asking you about survivors.

You know why you're not smiling?

Because you know you're not telling the truth.

That is messed up.

Can I talk to the president alone for just a second?

Hey, DJ, a few thoughts, all right?

I don't know if there's ever a time to tell a reporter to smile, but I'm almost positive it's not when she's asking you about sex trafficking victims.

I mean, even... Even if she did smile, would that make it better?

Hey, I'd like to ask you about that pedophile ring.

But to be fair to the president, he's really tired of being asked all these questions that he refuses to answer.

I think it's really time for the country to get on to something else.

Yeah, yeah, of course you want to move on to something else.

I would too if I was in the Epstein files thousands of times.

I feel the same way when the IRS tries to audit me.

Hey guys, I appreciate your interest, but me and my business jacuzzi are ready to move on.

You know what?

Donald Trump is right about one thing.

There are a lot of other important issues to focus on, like what exactly?

Whee!