Michael Kosta
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm the president.
My arch is going to fly.
And now it's fighting Godzilla.
And now it's telling Barbie to smile.
And now it's marrying the Washington Monument.
Oh, yeah.
Is that what you guys laugh at?
Stuff like that?
Okay, so the president has decided to spend his time building a giant arch.
How giant are we talking?
I'd like it to be the biggest one of them.
Wow, get excited, people.
Trump is building Washington, D.C.
's hottest suicide destination.
First off, it's never good when the architectural experts use the word alarmed.
And secondly, do we need the world's biggest arch?
This is how you can tell Trump doesn't live with Melania full-time, because this is one of those ideas men have when they're home alone for too long.
Whenever my wife goes away, two days into her trip, I'm like, actually, you know, we do need a skate park in this living room.
I don't...
And as for the arch design, it's basically just copying the Arc de Triomphe.