Michael Kosta
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Now here it is, your moment of zen, ya boy.
You're listening to Comedy Central.
YEAH, WE GOT A GOOD ONE TONIGHT, BOY.
WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW.
I'M MICHAEL KOSTIN.
WE'VE GOT SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT TONIGHT.
GAVIN NEWSOM IS READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP.
THE KENNEDY CENTER ABOUT TO GET THAT BBL, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, TRUMP ACTED LIKE A DICK.
SO LET'S GET INTO THE HEADLINES.
It's no secret that things have not been great in the old U.S.
of A. lately.
Government shock troops are rampaging through the streets.
Billionaires are stripping our last remaining news outlets for parts.
And I just bought a pint of raspberries that cost $43.
But don't worry.
President Trump has an announcement that's going to turn everything around.
America is back.
America is back.
Thanks for that inspiring halftime speech, coach.
Team, I know we're down 55 to zero, but on the other hand, I made a hat.