Michael Kosta

Hope that helps.

Good luck in the second half.

It's bad enough they release hats as often as iPhone updates, but it doesn't even look like Trump's heart is in this one.

Can someone ask him a fun question to cheer him up a bit?

And please, make sure it's not about a subject that he's desperately trying to avoid.

Caitlin Collins, ixnay on the dead edophile pay.

This is supposed to be a fun merch drop.

Trying to hold the president to account is really killing the vibe here.

Mr. President, why don't you answer the question in the dignified and respectable manner that we've come to expect?

You know, she's a young woman.

I don't think I've ever seen you smile.

I've known you for 10 years.

I don't think I've ever seen a smile on your face.

Well, I'm asking you about survivors.

You know why you're not smiling?

Because you know you're not telling the truth.

That is messed up.

Can I talk to the president alone for just a second?

Hey, DJ, a few thoughts, all right?

I don't know if there's ever a time to tell a reporter to smile, but I'm almost positive it's not when she's asking you about sex trafficking victims.