Michael Kosta

But I promised my wife we'd go see the Bulgarian National Modern Jazz Dance Company.

Damn you, Trump.

Strange he's doing this now, since they already renovated the Kennedy Center the last time he was president.

There can't be another reason he wants to shut it down for two years, right?

Right?

Ah, yeah, he decided to close the Kennedy Center the same way your friend who collects dolls decided to become celibate.

Come on, Trump, you can replace those performers.

There's plenty of great conservative artists like Nicki Minaj and Kanye West, and I'm sure someone else will also have a mental breakdown soon.

Also, hasn't the Kennedy family been through enough?

The assassinations, the scandals, spending Thanksgiving with RFK Jr.

Instead of turkey, I spatchcocked a raccoon.

But fine, I'll give you the arch and I'll give you the Kennedy Center.

Just please, for the love of God, stop building stuff and focus on your actual job.

The president has shared what he calls the first public rendering of the future White House ballroom.

The estimated cost of the project to skyrocket from 200 million to now 400 million.

Oh, that's right.

The ballroom.

I mean, I I guess it doesn't suck.

But for $400 million, it's definitely not blowing me away.

I mean, who designed this thing?