Michael Marden (Mars Bar)

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251 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard Apr 2025

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What?

How?

Yeah, that's a bin of water.

Over the course of a day, a pint an hour is totally acceptable.

No, but I'll drink.

I consume a lot of it when I eat.

So I'll often drink two or three pints of water.

What?

Yeah.

The last two hours of this day, it's just me pissing relentlessly.

So I go for a wee, staying in a hotel.

So the dilemma here is the toilet is directly off of the hotel bedroom.

And I have to make the decision, do I flush the toilet and risk waking up my girlfriend at this early hour?

Or do I just let it sit?

So is it a one or a two?

Well, it's a one in this instance.

So I do decide to let it sit.

But I am given the choice or the option, I will always sit down to do a wee.

Yeah, I drank so much water I'm basically pissing everyone.

Yeah.

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