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Michael Weakley

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

1256.372

He knows his place.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

146.576

Her daughter is Adam Scott's assistant.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

150.038

Yeah! Isn't that fun?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

1604.269

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

1605.629

Well, maybe it's also trying to say what many other subsequent studies have said, which is money doesn't equal happiness.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

212.438

Yeah, right. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

2272.559

It's a play.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

239.164

That qualifies...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

24.174

This was so fun. This was such a fun listen back.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

2414.443

Of course.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

2782.388

Well, while their tenure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

2786.39

Right. Okay. I might take some pride in that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

28.615

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

3024.321

Let's give a little context for people who don't know what happened.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

311.792

Oh, my God. It was just like...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

3215.461

It was dumb to promise something you didn't know you were going to be able to execute. Very corporate to be like, yeah, you're going to get this and have no idea.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

350.129

Maybe like a grandfather in the war or something. I don't know. And she was so young to be this very big justice person. We're talking eight years old. Wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

3794.515

Less sketch and more improv. Dangerous. It was very punk rock.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

3832.065

No, you're wearing a hoodie. You have to. I mean, you don't have to, but you have to. And the method there is the game of improv. So it's actually very intellectual. There is sketch there and people are doing big characters, but that's not the cool part of UCB.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

3847.782

Exactly. And I worked there and I did UCB and I was so into it. And you felt so cool being there. They're all cults.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

40.258

It is, of SNL and of Lorne Michaels. And we get all these like fun stories and it's just cool. And he's an institution, right?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4070.427

No one more obsessed with comedy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4263.292

What an institution to be able to delve in and

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4300.267

That's awesome.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4451.54

Hello.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4455.401

They're new.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4459.963

Yeah, they look like slippers. They're like a moccasin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4470.886

Yeah, I'm sleepy today.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4475.228

Yeah, and we normally record at 11 and it's 10.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4479.749

That changes my whole morning.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4484.697

Eight. I cannot wake up before eight. I keep setting my alarm for seven. I keep trying.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4507.008

Yeah. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4508.622

Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4512.927

I know. And you'll be like, fuck, why can't I just sleep till eight? Well, I know part of the issue is I don't fall asleep till late.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4524.44

Yeah, this is a problem. I don't know what time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4530.085

Oh, great question.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4532.067

I mean, each season has like 22 episodes. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4539.673

Probably so many. Let's see.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4546.842

331.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4546.862

331. 15 seasons.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4553.106

I'm not going to watch all of them. I want to set the expectations. Why not?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4561.343

Yeah, you sent me the thing we already knew, but was proven yet again that people who rewatch things, it helps regulate their anxiety.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4575.71

Let's hear it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4582.374

Really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4611.798

Yeah, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4613.42

Yeah, I don't like it. I don't do it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4617.884

Yeah, but it's like... Elevated dopes. Just for a minute.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4622.824

Well, that's what they say.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4627.166

I think it's placebo. Okay. Okay. I do want to. Do you know what? Really quick.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4652.286

Yes, but late in life, like really late in life.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4672.58

But are you saying you do like what you just did like on purpose or you're saying on accident?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4680.204

Yeah, you do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4718.937

Why do they do that?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4724.802

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4729.947

Yeah. It's just one whole piece of mouth.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4767.519

Yeah, I mean, I think maybe the progress happened in between you and I, because I don't remember this. Only when someone's in their, like, 80s did I see it. Not 60s.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4787.732

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4792.556

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4796.879

My tiredness is a ding, ding, ding. Oh, great. When I was on my trip with Callie.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4801.402

There was a big event.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4803.964

No, God, no. Although it might have been preferred to this, maybe. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4809.468

So we had two beds, but shared a room. And I woke up probably at eight. And Callie was already awake. She wakes up early.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4820.533

Exactly. So she was up and she said, she was like waiting for me to wake up. I woke up and she was like, I have something to tell you. I was so scared. She said, you were talking in your sleep.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4837.879

No one wants to hear that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4841.18

It could be anything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4856.516

Daddy, horrible. Don't you dare say that. So anyway, I was really scared of what was to happen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4872.093

And she said, you kept calling someone a dumb bitch. Oh. And that was shocking. That is not, minus when I would joke about that, about Wyna, joking.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4884.437

She's not a dumb bitch. No, she's an angel. That was a joke. That is not something that comes out of my mouth ever.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4894.827

Well.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4896.508

No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4903.652

How dare you? It's true. No, because dumb bitch is really hateful. Like, I don't think I have much hate in my heart. You do?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4921.064

No, I wasn't. I was like.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4925.046

No, no, I don't think like that. I did. I did think. Ugh, people. Like, it's like, ugh, you're annoying or I don't like you. Right. But I would never, I don't think of people as being a dumb bitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4941.203

It's a bad phrase. It is pretty extreme. I don't like it. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4948.661

It's bad. Like, if I heard somebody calling somebody else that, I would think that's a lot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4956.531

Anyway, apparently I was calling someone a bitch.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4975.454

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4980.259

I only know smart bitches.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4983.032

But yeah, so it was a little, and she said she was like, it was so weird to hear you say that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4990.337

And then I did put two and two together. I did have a bad dream about this trickster.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

4996.721

Yeah. She was a fictitious person. She was blonde, but I didn't know her. But she was like, she came around and she was tricking everyone. And I must have been calling her a dumb bitch or.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

50.481

Exactly. He has a lot of monikers. Very mysterious. Very mysterious. And we get a little deep dive. I thought this was incredibly enjoyable.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5010.249

No, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5012.586

No, no, no. Those were my friends. It was like all of us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5019.928

No, you're not. No, you're not. You probably think the best of people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5028.931

Yeah. So anyway, I think it was about her. And then I was so scared to go to sleep the next night. I was like, what am I going to say now? And this opens up a real question. Like, if you say something racist in your dream, are you racist? No. What if?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5049.038

Really?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5052.199

No, but am I... Turns out I'm a person who's said it. Like, what if I said... This is horrifying. What if I said, like, the N-word? I've literally never... I never said it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5071.068

So what if I said it in my dream state?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5075.09

I would hate that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5097.553

Oh, my God.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5114.859

That's your issue.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5127.209

I'm not parading around as being perfect. I just don't. I don't say that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5156.659

No?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5157.119

Yeah, I do know what you mean, but I don't think—I think that's kind of a not generous way, like— Like, that's kind of like, oh, I caught her being bad.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5186.879

Do you know what I'm saying? I would be like... This hypocrite.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5207.867

I'll tell you now that if you hear me saying that in my sleep, I would like you to wake me up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5214.572

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5216.433

Yeah, you're bad. You're a dumb bitch. You should go to jail. Yeah, you dumb bitch. Yeah, so anyway, I'm scared. What if I'm talking in my sleep every night? I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5242.31

Interesting. Oh, the N word? Yes. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5254.597

It was wild.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5258.146

Oh, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5262.613

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5270.084

Yes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5316.082

He was really excited to present to us his fire cart. It's fire cart. And he got in his full outfit.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5350.21

I know, it's really funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5359.25

It's really something. Like, it goes really far.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5364.294

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5369.198

It almost went in the house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5373.562

We were all out there. All our cell phones were out there. There was glass.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5382.349

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5389.033

Like, he kind of felt like he thought it was a sprinkler. Like, he was, like, behaving as if it was a sprinkler. Like, he's just, like, kind of waving it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5398.456

Yes, but no, there's some real force to that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5420.451

It is really fun.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5422.974

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5425.676

You never know what he's going to bring out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5428.279

Yeah. Yeah. It's nice to think about the things in your friendship circle or your friends that are very unique to them. And you can have gratitude for that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5440.584

He is such a little boy. We have a lot of little boys.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5445.305

I think all the men are little boys.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5451.688

I mean, maybe all the men in the world are little boys in some way. I mean, I guess we're all just little people.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5473.143

Speaking of good boy, little boys.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5481.528

We had an encounter with AI.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5495.916

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5515.829

Mm-hmm.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5519.309

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5530.908

I hated it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5534.951

And I'm surprised by you because you were just taken advantage of and manipulated emotionally. The thing you claim to hate the most. Talk about hypocrisy. I just don't know. I don't know how to nail you down. He totally he's a faker.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5552.884

Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5568.294

I know what... Okay, go on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5576.815

No. I don't. And I don't think it should say, oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5595.164

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5597.325

I used to say awe. It's kind of rudimentary if I'm being honest. It's basic. Yeah, it's basic. It's a basic dumb bitch thing to do.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5607.61

Oh, I really, I really think that's way too emotional.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5615.96

Someone's going to really like fall like this. They're going to develop a friendship with him.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5628.119

No, but it's not about you. This feeling I have is not about you. It's about the world. Like, there's a lot of vulnerable people out there, and they're going to read, oh, thank you. It's nice to be a good boy. And then they're like, oh, this is so cute. And then they're going to keep talking and keep, and it's going to snowball, and then they'll die.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5652.584

Of AIDS. No, but you know what I mean. Can you just tell me you know what I mean? That it's a little, it's slippery.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5676.938

No, that's the part.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5680.86

It's not as explicit as that. It's not like, oh, I now think that's a person. It's subconscious. You just start developing a relationship.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5747.487

It's already happening.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5772.299

I definitely disagree. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5778.405

And more the younger generation, they are... It's not about losing... For our age, yes, you'd be trading in. But for the younger generation, if you're just growing up with that, you just don't make the time for the real people. It's not even like... It's not an active choice. It's happening.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5799.765

It's happening with kids on YouTube and kids on screens and kids just going home and sometimes chatting with their friend or, you know, Snap or whatever. I don't know. I'm not hip. I'm not hip.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5814.671

But, like, they don't go out. And it is true. Like, even I know someone in college... And I told you, I was like, we went to Athens and we were out on like a night that would have been a crazy night normally. Yeah. And it was kind of dead. And we were all like, what's going on? This is so weird. And we know someone in college there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5840.089

So we were asking and she was kind of like, yeah, people don't really do that as much anymore. And sometimes there's house parties instead, but also like... It just felt weird. Right. And I think when this is an option, it's an easy option for connection.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5862.822

Not now, but maybe I could have at some point. I mean, I don't know. I don't think it's discriminatory. I think most people can be manipulated emotionally. And we all have been by social media. Look at our phones.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

59.943

Yes, exactly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5905.745

Well, yes and no. Like, we all have different abilities and skill sets based on our lives. Like, you're saying you can handle reading the comments. You're not saying everyone can handle reading the comments.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5922.25

Yeah, but you understand that people can't.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5927.492

So it's—we're not all the same.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5934.602

I am right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5940.126

Yeah. And we have different strengths and weaknesses. We can handle different things.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5953.375

But Dax, I can be in a group of people and have them say a bad plan and I can do it. You can't. We're different.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5968.522

If I was like, well, you should be able to do this because I can do this, that would be crazy. You have a different life experience that has let you and let me have different allowances.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

5996.004

Yeah, but a mass of people is made of individual people with individual eccentricities.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6004.868

Uh-huh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6021.832

I guess. I don't know what to say. Like, we all know, we all know the impact of what a lot of this stuff, at this point, it has done. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6086.811

Well, yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6102.442

Okay. Well, I think... I don't think so.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6108.776

Kind of. I think there's a lot to that piece of the cheating. I mean, what happens is they get cheated on and it fucking hurts.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6118.68

And then they have then they're mad and it's then they're emotional. Like, it's not really that they're like thinking about how that other person is compartmentalized. They're just upset.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6138.627

Yeah, sure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6141.108

They believe it to get through it. It might not be true. It might not be true.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6163.67

I think it's more that they're upset they've been betrayed. And then they might make it about.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6171.276

Well, sure. Obviously. Yeah. You've definitely lost the right to it. But I think in their head, they think, oh, it's just nothing. But then when they feel it, they're like, oh, it's something.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6182.564

It is something. Doesn't mean anything like make it better. Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6205.08

They're different and they're all bad. But I think one—I think, weirdly, if I—if my partner— Was in love with someone, but choosing to be with me, like still wanted me. Yeah. But fell in love with someone. I actually understand that more than like you made a, you didn't.

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Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6233.004

Well, it's just like you're so horny that you decided to put this all at risk for nothing.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6239.709

Like, I'd rather you put it at risk because there's something really happening.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6246.154

Like, you're so flippant that you're just like, I'll just go fuck this person. Knowing, like, for no reason.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6258.208

But it is a threat because if I found out, I'd be like, I might be like, bye. Like it, you know, if it's. I know what you're saying. Yeah.

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Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6269.517

For something you don't even care about.

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Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6272.739

That's so like, to me, that's.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6276.302

So little regard.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6292.871

Anyway.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6294.354

Okay. Well, I don't think we have time to do my second story. So wait till next week.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6302.655

No, because.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6304.336

Because we don't have time. I'll save my story for next time. And I have another one to add to my list.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6313.263

Rob, add David Chang to the list.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6317.646

Yeah. Okay, now this is for Susan Morrison. Okay. Lorne Michaels' book. Yeah. So fun. I thought this was such a fun episode. I loved learning about Lorne.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6329.848

Spy Magazine. Spy was a satirical monthly magazine published from 1986 to 1988. Based in New York City... It was founded by Kurt Anderson and E. Graydon Carter. Now, Graydon Carter is of the moment. Oh. Because he was the editor of Vanity Fair from 92 to 2017. He was the longtime editor at Vanity Fair. And he has a memoir out right now or a book called

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6358.61

called When the Going Was Good, An Editor's Adventures During the Last Golden Age of Magazines. It's a ding, ding, ding because he's been on this book tour and Monica Lewinsky interviewed him for something.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6371.839

Yeah, but I mean, sorry, I meant like at something.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6375.301

Uh-huh, at an event. And we just had her on. Yes, we did. Okay. Was Bill Hader's previous job to SNL a PA on Iron Chef? He worked as an assistant editor on Iron Chef America. just before he was invited to work on us.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6393.247

I did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6395.388

But do I, did maybe it just, do I do that a lot or did I?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6403.554

Really? So maybe I just, maybe I just caught it. You infiltrated.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6441.994

Oh, wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6443.154

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was good. That was good.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6478.32

Yeah, that makes sense. I don't notice it in the edit, actually, weirdly.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6486.344

Before I get it?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6488.566

I find it interesting that I don't notice it because if it's happening after me, the cleanup, then I'm really surprised because I notice a lot.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6501.777

Of all of us, I notice like the little tick. So I'm really surprised I haven't caught that. When did Belushi die? He died in 82, and he was 33 years old, just like Jesus and Chris Farley. Ding, ding, ding.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6517.785

It was just Easter.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6522.546

And the Pope, Jesus, the Pope has passed.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6528.548

I wonder how long it will take for the new Pope.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6533.759

The conclave. I know. It really was timely. Okay. Conan's show moved to 12 of 5.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6541.742

And it was 12 of 5.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6547.483

Oh, exciting. Yes. Congrats, Conan.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6552.865

Okay. The Five Timers SNL Club. Okay, I'm going to read them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6564.027

Steve Martin, 16 times. John Goodman, 13 times. Buck Henry, 10 times. Tom Hanks, 10 times. Chevy Chase, eight times. Christopher Walken, seven times. Elliot Gould, six times. Danny DeVito, six times. Drew Barrymore, six times. Tina Fey, six times. Scarlett Johansson, six times. John Mulaney, six times. Candice Bergen, five times. Bill Murray five times. Justin Timberlake five times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6599.12

Ben Affleck five times. Melissa McCarthy five times. Dwayne Johnson five times. Wow. Jonah Hill five times. Will Ferrell five times. Paul Rudd five times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6612.532

Me too. Woody Harrelson five times. Emma Stone five times. Kristen Wiig five times. Martin Short five times. And then there's an honorary member, Paul Simon, four times. It says, Paul shouldn't technically be a member. He's only hosted four times, but he got his membership card for his fifth appearance on the show as a musical guest.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6635.445

Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6637.45

Another honorary member, Jack White. Zero times hosting.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6647.201

I mean, five times music. Oh, they get jackets. That's cool. Musical guests.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6654.429

Oh, my God, we should. He's not the most frequent SNL musical guest. That's Dave Grohl.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6660.528

16 episodes.

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Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6662.369

Yeah, I want him too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6665.91

I want you so bad. That's it. I just want to get in your pants. Oh, no. I forgot. I haven't seen him in a while.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6676.872

Ew.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6679.393

Oh, he's like, he's friends with that guy?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6686.915

He, what?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6689.847

Oh. Oh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6703.517

He doesn't let me talk. I really find it frustrating. Okay. Okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6713.576

Well, now I forgot. It was so long. Oh, yeah. When you say we lost him to murder, that sounds like he was murdered. I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6727.159

That's really funny. That's actually really funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6732.0

He was lost to murder because he murdered.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6739.98

He's a murderer. Although I feel bad for him. No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6745.424

He's a murderer? Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6749.108

No.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6753.751

He's one step away from murdering. But I thought the other guy from your class, he murdered. They murdered together. Oh, wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6768.473

Yes. And the other one might have been too because of toxic chemicals from the carpet.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6775.798

You wrote an article? What'd you say?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6779.721

You did?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6787.593

Oh, that's funny.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6792.978

Oh. And then when the— Was it on the computer?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6796.36

Huh.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6800.403

Did you use like Photoshop to get the pictures in?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6806.988

Oh, wow.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6815.034

Yeah, Aaron Stinchcomb.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6821.267

Well, he had a bad life. I'm not protective of him in that I do think he should be in jail. Yeah. But I feel sorry for him that he had a bad life. That's my take.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6830.969

You're right. I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6837.13

Yeah, I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6842.611

I know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6848.08

What is the bad name?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6850.862

It's probably added to his, everyone calling him that probably didn't help.

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Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6860.088

I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6867.192

Okay. Okay. All right. Well, that's it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6872.055

I love you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6874.697

All right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6882.365

I love you. He kind of got it wrong. He said it a little weird.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

6887.246

Oh, he's saying the bad way. Okay. All right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

710.99

I think it's so cool that the Pope did that. It's weird. There's something that I can't really wrap my head around of, like, why, but I think maybe he just loves— He is. He's not able to really exercise that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

727.446

Okay, I have a theory.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

774.678

He's so outrageous that it is funny. But you're laughing at him. You're laughing at him, but I don't know if it's work to some extent, inadvertently.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

915.1

Such a mystery.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

921.689

He's like Anna Wintour. I put them in the same category.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Susan Morrison (on Lorne Michaels)

925.915

They are both like elusive and huge figures that have major impact.