Michols
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109 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
Michols’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, it just puts me in a weird position as a friend. So then Brad and Will are talking. Brad's like, are you a daddy today? He's like, sugar daddy in training. So now Siobhan and Emmy sit down. And Siobhan is like, so we've always been good, I feel like. But regarding the dresses, when you said that you were getting store credit at Gwynn's, do you profit off us when we send you the money?
And Emmy's like,
And she starts doing this thing with her hands. Starts doing, like, a little, like, Terminator thing with her hands. You know?
They put on these dresses... At home, not when they walk through the door. That's how much they like them. And I mean, it's like, the girls really think that I would buy the dresses with the credit that I'm gifted and then charge them for it? And Siobhan's like, well, that's what they were thinking. I mean, if I think, like, someone's fucking me over, then I have a problem.
Why are you breathing into the stanchion?
so molly's watching and she's like i think emmy was premeditatedly named emmy because with that performance she could win an emmy because an emmy is something that you win when you perform on television it's an emmy a daytime emmy or maybe it's a creative arts emmy i'm not sure but there are a lot of ceremonies with that my dad so my dad won a tony because guess what his name is tony
Like, though, to think that I would take money from you guys and, like, charge you guys for it. Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. And Siobhan's like, okay, that's good to hear because I don't want to think that about you.
So Michaels walks up, he's like, what's up? Why are you crying? Did TJ give you a coffee for no reason? No, they think that I would use my store credit to buy the dresses, charge them for the dresses, and just steal from them. Even though if you really think about it, if I use my store credit and then charge them, that's just a simple compensation.
But either way, to be accused of that, like, what the fuck, Michaels?
Yes, you were crying at your birthday. So Will comes in. He's like, oh, gross. My girlfriend's crying. And he's like, Michaels, respectfully, I don't want to have to have any of those responsibilities then anymore. Do not put me on dress duty, okay? I will go to dress barn solely for myself going forward.
And by the way, Michaels also says, yeah, getting reimbursed and then pocketing the money.
reimbursement you of course you pocket the reimbursement because you just got reimbursed so then michaels is like there's no way that will just said that i mean he's like well no i'm not gonna use the store credit i'm i'm i am gonna only use the store credit on myself he's like no i was i was just checking that i had all the facts i'm a lawyer now so this is a funny rule
It's just, it's a fucking stab at my character. Do you get it? Do you get it? And now Siobhan's like, I'm bored. So Will's like, she's like, how long do we have to shoot this?
I have to go return my dress like wins. So Will's like, no, this is the first I've heard any of this. So I don't know what's going on at all, but just let me know how it goes. He just like leaves.
So now she goes to the back room and starts to hyperventilate. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And Michaels comes back and is like, come here, come here.
He's like, I know, I know.
her voice is echoing through the club and everyone's just like staring like oh my god it's a lot and then they show a crow flying away so then will doesn't care he's just drinking his beer and emmy's like are you kidding me michaels is like i mean you should like not be having this kind of reaction to something that's like not even true like we're at work like you need to keep it together and by the way you're wearing all white why are you crying you don't want to buy new dresses anymore so let's not ruin the one you already have oh
I don't think that's how stanchions work. Whatever!
so Will's like outside Will's like Emmy's upset like I don't want to go back there because I don't work here anymore and Joe's like yeah do you want me to check on her he's like yeah you go back there so he's like Will's good at consoling people so Will's like yeah send Joe he's good at consoling people so then Brad's like wow you've been together for three years maybe check on your girlfriend and
So Joe finds Emmy and he's like, oh, so people are being mean to you. I said, fucking girls, accuse me. I'm stealing from them. Where's that fucking Cloris Leachman girl? I bet she started all these rumors. Joe's like, no, you would never steal. Never. It's like, yeah, I would never. I would never do that.
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