Mike Albo
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96 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jun 2025
last heard 25 Mar
Mike Albo’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I kind of told him. And, you know, we're pals. At this point now, I'm just like, oh, sweetie. Like, oh, how nice that you have to do that to feel better about yourself. You know, you could kind of. you can kind of do a jujitsu move with your underminers and be like, oh, that's so sweet that you were saying that like that.
I think so. I think once you get obsessed with comparing yourself to other people and not doing the see, I'm about to sound like Glennon Doyle, but like, don't do if people who don't do the inner work, you know, and like go through life, comparing themselves with other people, which we all do all the time.
But if, if the more aware you are that you're comparing and that other people are comparing the better off you are. I mean, cause I raise that.
I was going to say, I think, I think we all undermine. I'm, I do it all the time to some of my friends who seem more fucked up. I'm always just like, are you okay? Like, Did you get home okay? You know, those kind of things.
Yes, I've heard this. Are you reminding me now?
Yeah.
Oh, good question.
It makes me, I mean, I love the idea that she's just like called up. Her best friend was just like, girl, okay, this is just what happened. I mean, that makes me make her more human. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Which makes me like her. Yeah, yeah.
Right. Yes. I don't, I mean, I, now I feel for first time in my life, sympathy for Derek Plusberg. It's just horrible. And like, he must've felt so ashamed that he had to, I mean, even if they were like, you know, 3 billion thread count frette sheets or something. And then he had to like, be like, I would, I would have lied and been like, I had a bloody nose. I'm taking your sheets.
I'll get you new ones or something. I don't know. That poor guy.
Yes. Yes. And you got to be careful out there. The Hamptons.
Social social landmines everywhere you step.
Yes. I know this is not the subject, but I, I'm writing this article, very short article for New York magazine about being a house guest in the Hamptons, how to do it right. And thank you for bringing that up. I have to put this in the article, but it, but I've talked to enough of these people out in the Hamptons now.
And they're, you know, one of them was like, take a photo of your bed and restage it. Like it pisses me off when someone messes up the staging of my bed as a guest. Oh, my God. And they also said another person I talked to, a private chef, said that there are that no one knows how to talk about a Zembik now because everyone's on it. Everyone looks like a ghastly, pale piece of white asparagus.
And like you're supposed to be like, you look great, but no one knows how to say it because everyone is thin and weird looking. Yeah.
Oh, it's so sweet. Thank you so much.
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